Sorry Otaku.
The only animes Santa knows are Naruto, Bleach and One Piece. Still to make up for it I got you the entirety of Naruto, complete with all the movies.
Santa
Dear Santa
I just wanted to ask you how you feel about your European rival Sinterklaas
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Dutchguy
Dear Dutchguy
Why are you asking? I AM Sinterklaas.
Regards,
Santa.
Dear Santa
May I have Kitaeri as my Christmas gift?
Sincerely,
edited 14th Dec '17 11:10:08 AM by Mhazard
Dear Mhazard:
You can't have people as your gifts, that's illegal.
Sincerly, Santa.
Dear Santa:
Can someone give me a normal case for a change? Could really use one. Also, buy some tickets to Trucy's show.
Sincerly, Phoenix Wright
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Dear Phoenix,
I know your cases can be exhausting, but would you really be happy with "normal" cases? You might find that you miss the zaniness of your usual cases.
...but as for the tickets, sure thing.
-Santa Claus
Dear Santa,
So, uh, I don't really know how this works, but it's good to try, right?
So, for Christmas... I guess all I want is for the Dollhouse to be safe and fun like it was in the past. I just want all this darkness and violence to end. Can you do anything about that?
-Skid
Very good kittyDear Skid.
Patience. There will be peace one day. Just be brave and hold on.
From, Santa
Dear Santa.
Could you please get me a new outfit? Mine burnt up in space. (The letter is covered in tears)
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Dear Ryuko,
Don't worry, I can relate. I have to travel at high speeds through space to get around the world in one night and must burn through a good chunk of my outfit every year.
- Santa Clause
P.S. I'll also bring you a handkerchief.
Dear Santa,
All I want fuh Chwistmas is a big bowl of wabbit stew.
- Elmer Fudd
edited 23rd Dec '17 6:05:50 AM by Some_Person
Dear Cuphead,
That can be arranged! But by "cool" do you mean black leather and shades or cool as in cold?
Truly oblivious (and yours),
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I was wondering if you could get rid of all the sand in the galaxy, including on Tatooine. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere. But not like you...
Sincerely,
Ani Skywalker
edited 21st Jan '18 2:52:38 PM by TheWhiteWolf
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterDear Ani,
Ahh, there's sand on my boots!
Santa
Dear Santa,
May I have a Colt Python as my Christmas gift?
Dear Mhazard.
No. Why would you even need one?
Sincerly, Santa.
Dear Santa.
I need some new guns. My old ones can't kill demons as effectively. Could you please get me a BFG?
Sincerely, Doomguy
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Dear Doomguy,
You already asked me before. Sure.
Sincerely,
Santa
Dear Santa,
Can I have my tail back?
Sincerely,
Dear Pukei-Pukei
No, I'm afraid I can't. Your tail has already been turned into equipment with some Hunter is using to gather more tails. Disgusting, isn't it?
Sorry, Santa
Dear Santa,
Please let me finally age. I'm sick of being 10.
From Ash Ketchum
You need blood and he's got more than enough!Sorry kid, But you have been in a coma for ever 10 years and how you menage not to die from that is beyond me.
-Santa
Dear Santa
Will you please let mom and dad unground me. I have been grounded for over 20 years, just because I watched a tv show that I was not old enough to watch at the time.
-Caillou
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.Dear Caillou:
I saw Mr Enter’s negative review on your show, and I know that you are a whiny tantrum thrower. Just for that, you get a ticket to Coalville.
Love, Santa
Dear Santa:
My, oh my..... it appears that I have run out of students for my killing game! Can you possibly send more over?
Love, Monoku- uhhhh, I mean, Jimbobberson!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Dear Monoku- uhhhh, I mean, Jimbobberson,
We do not support human slavery at the North Pole. Primarily because there are no humans at the North Pole, but also because basic human rights. We also frown upon murder.
- Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want to be added back to Calamity! A theme song would be nice too. Ten minutes of just ear-shattering death.
Sincerely,
THE LORDE!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Dear THE LORDE,
I'll see what I can do.
Sincerely,
Santa
Dear Santa,
Can I please have a new collar to stick these teeth I've collected in? I've had this one since I was a kitten and it's getting to be way too tight and scratchy.
Sincerely,
Scourge, formerly known as Tiny
>^owo^<"Dear" Tiny
Collecting teeth is creepy and with you calling yourself Scourge I doubt you've been good. Still if you promise to stay away from me and my slave.... I mean elves and reindeer, yes you can have a new collar.
Santa
Dear Santa,
Can you please magically reset our stories and make sure they stay as good as they started out?
Sincerely,
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Nov 5th 2018 at 10:56:26 AM
Dear Naruto and Ichigo:
Of course! Despite what some of my other letters suggest, I like anime.
Sincerely, Santa
Dear Santa:
I would like a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle, some grog, a shrunken head, breath mints, root beer, gunpowder, and Murray.
Sincerely, Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate! (TM)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Dear Guybrush,
Now those are some unusual requests, but I know you often need various strange combinations of items for your adventures. Aside from maybe the shrunken heads and the skull, I'll see what I can do to help you out.
- Santa
How are you Santa!!
Only wish for the Christmas is all the base to be belong to me!
- CATS
Edited by Zanreo on Nov 7th 2018 at 1:16:02 PM
My favorite failed console tbhDear Gollum,
You have to understand that delivering your precious to you would require someone touching it and thus ... valuing the ring as much as you do. So instead I'm gonna tell you that if you were to steal it from the Hobbits while at the top of Mount Doom a lot of problems would be solved and you won't have to worry about losing your precious ever again.
Santa
dear santa,
I was wondering if you'd like to come celebrate christmas with me friends and family. some [[blue:of my friends are aliens who've never celebrated christmas before and we decided to have a mash up of our two traditional holidays, so if you do come ignore the behemoth "leaving" decorated like a tree. I understand you might be worried about delivering the presents, but several of my friends can fly, or teleport or travel through time so that won't be an issue. also I'll understand if you can't/don't wanna come.
Edited by dutchguy1986 on Nov 7th 2018 at 9:20:15 PM

Dear Nerd Dash
How don't you learn english like Meowth did.
-Santa.
Dear Santa
I would like the whole Mushroom kingdom in my rule.
-King Koopa
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.