One Million Cannibal Ants Have Escaped A Soviet-Era Bunker
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
The last story on the page before this one sounds like something made for Mock The Week "uranium, a rattlesnake and a bottle of whiskey."
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
I found a book with a page of these. I have no context, but that may be a good thing. Here’s a few highlights.
- Chick accuses Male Colleagues of Sexism
- How to combat that feeling of helplessness with illegal drugs
- World’s largest stove destroyed by fire
- Deaf collage opens doors to hearing
- Young marines make tasty Christmas treats
- Students cook and serve grandparents
- Parents keep kids home to protest school closure
- Hispanics ace Spanish tests
- Self Help Network asks for assistance
- Most doctors agree breathing regularly is good for you
- Fewer blows to the head would reduce brain damage
- Mayor to homeless: Go Home
- Dead man found in graveyard
- Police can’t stop gambling
Wha- HUH? What a strange world we live in.
“Always expect the worst. That way you can never be disappointed.” - John Flanagan
Kansas State running low on healthy tight ends as injuries, COVID-19 ravage position
I just sat and blinked at this headline for a while. Ravaged tight ends, you say...
i. hear. a. sound.
Well, I've been doing a lot of squats lately.
Gimme a call, Kansas State.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
Volodin about future of Russia: after Putin there will be Putin. (Yep, and then Putin, and Putin again, and more Putin.)
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
It’s Putins all the way down.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Went to morgue and even identified the body: family buried a woman and later found her alive.
In general, TSN really loves various trash, they are worse than "news" from crappy ad banners.
Edited by tehSmile on Sep 14th 2021 at 9:14:00 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just lurking around
(Crosspost from something I did on Yack Fest)
It's too late for that.
Edited by electricbean on Oct 3rd 2021 at 5:42:42 AM
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"-Spongebob
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Cheese slices can be dusted for fingerprints, police discover
Is there anything cheese CAN’T do??
i. hear. a. sound.