Microsoft’s racist chatbot returns with drug-smoking Twitter meltdown
Round 3 can't come soon enough.
edited 30th Mar '16 5:36:47 PM by TheAirman
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/TheyI am really having too much fun with this character.
edited 30th Mar '16 7:20:06 PM by NickTheSwing
Curator forced to kill out-of-control bio-art exhibit
Honestly, that isn't even the most bizarre headline they could have gone with for this story.
edited 31st Mar '16 12:01:39 AM by Noaqiyeum
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOMan, what a Gasshole.
edited 3rd Apr '16 2:49:55 PM by TotemicHero
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)White House urges girls to play with boys' toys
.#majorpresidentialissues
edited 7th Apr '16 9:26:34 AM by YamiiDenryuu
Paris court rules it’s OK to call a gay hairdresser a 'faggot'
Guy was fired and then the employer accidentally sent him a text message meant for someone else talking about how she didn't trust the gays because they're always up to something.
The tribunal ruled that because hairdressers are often gay, it doesn't count as discrimination. Somehow.
edited 10th Apr '16 3:05:21 AM by Eagal
Marriage proposal ends in emergency rescue.
Well, at that rate, she won't have wait long for the "until death does you part" moment.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Landslide win for "Boaty McBoatface" in $300M research ship naming poll.
Welcome to the Internet.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)It won the poll, that doesn't mean it actually will be selected. According to Reddit, the runner up is the name of an 18 month old girl dying of cancer. Guess what's going to happen.
edited 18th Apr '16 7:09:16 PM by TheAirman
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/TheyThere's WTF news headlines and then there's this. O_O
Okay, that one had me actually say "what the fuck" out load.
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/TheyThrow him right down to Aldrich. I'll hold him down and luxuriate in the bastard's screams right with His Abyssal Glory.
Air Force blames crash that killed 14 on goggles case.
Part of me wants to file this in the "dog ate my homework" pile, even though it probably did happen the way the article says it did. Either way, the end result is tragic stupidity.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)...and all for the want of a nail.
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOCSU-Pueblo suspends student for rape despite claims from both it was consensual
Woman made the beast with two backs with her boyfriend and her friends assumed she had been raped based solely on the fact that she had a hickey. Despite being on record that it was consensual for both parties the guy was still suspended indefinitely.
Police in Camden hunt serial puddle splasher.
Clearly the work of Jack the Dripper.

And then poor kamerade Tay was crudely and terribly put down...Heil, Freund Tay, may you go on to the great annexed territories beyond...
...pagetopper...
edited 30th Mar '16 3:53:04 PM by NickTheSwing