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Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#302: Aug 23rd 2014 at 1:50:16 PM

See, it used to be that stories about shooting dinosaurs got you movie and video game deals. Now they get you arrested by paranoid bureaucrats.

Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#303: Aug 23rd 2014 at 8:35:30 PM

Oh my God...

Also, the one-armed man one is a personal favorite of mine.

edited 23rd Aug '14 8:37:10 PM by Explosivo25

I don’t even know anymore.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#304: Aug 24th 2014 at 9:29:58 PM

Scott Weiland: I'm not in jail.

Guess what? The majority of people aren't either! (The sad/funny part is, adding actual context to the headline wouldn't make the thing any less WTF-worthy. Just read it and see.)

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#306: Sep 3rd 2014 at 6:47:53 AM

Texting driver impaled in buttocks. (NSFW.)

Ouch...

edited 3rd Sep '14 6:56:19 AM by TotemicHero

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#307: Sep 5th 2014 at 4:34:08 AM

[up][up] That was beautiful. Yes, I think they went a little too far, but still.

[up] If that's not a good reason why people shouldn't text and drive, I don't know what is.

I don’t even know anymore.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#308: Sep 5th 2014 at 8:53:09 AM

43 1/2 socks removed from dog's stomach.

Okay then.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Meklar from Milky Way Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
No longer a forum herald
#310: Sep 6th 2014 at 10:21:21 AM

The FDA is coming for your French cheese.

I'm not even trying to go out and find these things, I swear!

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#311: Sep 6th 2014 at 11:49:29 AM

Team Fortress 2 Fan Art Mistaken For US Propaganda On Russian State Television

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
SapphireBlue Since: Jan, 2001
#314: Sep 12th 2014 at 11:19:13 AM

[up] I thought they booed him because he started stripping?

Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#315: Sep 14th 2014 at 6:17:58 AM

[up]x4 It's the Boston Bomb Scare all over again!

I don’t even know anymore.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#316: Sep 29th 2014 at 11:42:45 AM

24,000 rubber ducks race down the Ohio River.

Their definition of "race" isn't all that it's quacked up to be.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#318: Oct 4th 2014 at 6:27:24 AM

[up][up] Not the first time there's been something like that. There actually used to be a huge rubber duck race held in Singapore every year (before the Singapore river was turned into a reservoir). Some races have even had over 120,000 ducks.

This also makes me wonder how I know so much about rubber duck races. -facepalm-

edited 4th Oct '14 6:31:23 AM by Explosivo25

I don’t even know anymore.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#319: Oct 12th 2014 at 9:56:05 PM

Woman wakes up to find car in swimming pool.

I think the bottle of rum is the most important part.

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
carbon-mantis Collector Of Fine Oddities from Trumpland Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
PilotSolaris Tenno Agent from Honestly? Who knows. (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I miss my wife, Tails
Tenno Agent
#321: Oct 21st 2014 at 2:36:00 PM

Florida man revives sick dog with 'mouth-to-snot' CPR.

Not exactly how I wanted to make an entrance in the "It just awes me!" Fora, but whatever.

edited 21st Oct '14 2:37:03 PM by PilotSolaris

That... Was almost too easy.
TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#322: Oct 21st 2014 at 4:00:27 PM

It's snot a good idea to snot include a link to the news article in this thread. Unless you're new (and thus can't post external links yet), you better snot do that again.

<waitstogetshot>

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
YamiiDenryuu Since: Jan, 2010
#323: Oct 21st 2014 at 8:53:09 PM

[up]Don't you mean... get snot?

This simply means that they will kill me first

Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#325: Oct 26th 2014 at 11:42:24 AM

To be continued next week, in the further ridiculous adventures of Florida Man!

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO

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