Scott Weiland: I'm not in jail.
Guess what? The majority of people aren't either! (The sad/funny part is, adding actual context to the headline wouldn't make the thing any less WTF-worthy. Just read it and see.)
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Texting driver impaled in buttocks.
(NSFW.)
Ouch...
edited 3rd Sep '14 6:56:19 AM by TotemicHero
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)43 1/2 socks removed from dog's stomach.
Okay then.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)The FDA is coming for your French cheese.
I'm not even trying to go out and find these things, I swear!
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Team Fortress 2 Fan Art Mistaken For US Propaganda On Russian State Television
24,000 rubber ducks race down the Ohio River.
Their definition of "race" isn't all that it's quacked up to be.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)![]()
Not the first time there's been something like that. There actually used to be a huge rubber duck race held in Singapore every year (before the Singapore river was turned into a reservoir). Some races have even had over 120,000 ducks.
This also makes me wonder how I know so much about rubber duck races. -facepalm-
edited 4th Oct '14 6:31:23 AM by Explosivo25
I don’t even know anymore.Woman wakes up to find car in swimming pool.
I think the bottle of rum is the most important part.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Ashes of 40 people stolen from cemetery in Tennessee.
edited 18th Oct '14 6:26:12 AM by carbon-mantis
To be continued next week, in the further ridiculous adventures of Florida Man!
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Hold me. I'm scared.