Mayoral Candidate’s Amazing Speech: Legal Marijuana Would ‘Dissolve Radiation’ in a Nuclear War.
"Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives"
Poor guy...
Hey, I've moved to a new account! I go by Silver Glyph now.Slightly older news story (as far as the internet goes at least) but... Congress Has Finally Discovered 'Doge,' And It's Going About As Badly As You Would Expect
NH hunter shot after cousin thought he was wild turkey,
Um...
edited 13th May '14 3:53:47 PM by TotemicHero
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)I guess between the two of them the cousin is the real wild turkey.
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NONaked Man Doing Push-Ups Struck and Killed by Car in Portland
I have no words.
Australia Gives Hundreds of Kangaroos Birth Control in Annual Cull
Are kangaroos really that huge of a problem?
I don’t even know anymore.Florida prosecutor: Telling ‘crack hoes’ to ‘tie your tubes’ on Mother’s Day is ‘inspirational’.
Army of robots to invade Amazon warehouses.
I know the story makes some sense, but that headline sounds like a sci-fi movie preview, not a news article.
edited 22nd May '14 9:20:27 PM by TotemicHero
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Nintendo's White Playstation 4 Debuts
I wonder if anybody has told Sony about this.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."This little pig is not going to market.
...must be a slow news day.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)"one-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers"
edited 19th Jun '14 6:10:03 PM by Pirated
www.mightytravels.comRussia loses control of gecko sex experiment satellite.
You cannot make this stuff up.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Police, lawyer release statements on student's alleged dinosaur killing
Wait wait wait.
...what?
...and reading the story doesn't make it any less what.
edited 21st Aug '14 6:08:34 PM by Bur

Fake Viagra in Pakistan sold using Obama's image.
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016