The light is not done yet, it pools around Guts and Casca, and another form takes place between them. It is Goofy! He materialises, kissing Guts in the lips, while Casca kisses his ass! Goofy is confused by this, but reciprocates the kiss, while unleashing his bowels, making Casca devour his ricy cholera diarrhea!
edited 5th Jul '14 3:51:35 PM by Superchristiana
I'm pretty sure "ricy cholera diarrhea" is a pretty good signal of trollfic.
I don't like quoting a story more than once, but...
edited 7th Jul '14 9:26:17 PM by Pykrete
“‘yo angsty sex?’ 'fine bitch but imma touch aoba first.' But it was too late. noiz took koujack’s koujackulate shooter and put it in his mouth as if it were a steamy hot pocket. 'hot on the outside, but cold on the inside,' noiz remarked. 'just like a shitty microwave job.'”
“And so the gang dive in the unfestered uncleansed unwashed old man blood, and aproximate their distance to the cancer. Wanda is left to pilot the bus, she knows rudimentary driving lessons since her vacation time in Iraq. The scars are still on her young inoccence mind, all the men being blasted to smithereens, all the defiled burqa women, all the poverty and hatred and war mix and burn as she pilots the eldritch devilry evil yellow vehicle, she must heal them…. she must kill! So she barfs her legs, covering them with a vile mixture of digested cabbages, tomato and butter unfestered sandwiches, robin eggs, putrid fox carrion, aborted placentas and taiwanese fetuses. She mixes all of that into a devil asian medicinal potion of the element of Wood in order to destroy them.”
“He stared at his mirror sight. He were only his underwear, and he smiled. He smile because of the lump on the place were his ‘thingy’ should be.”
See, that is why proofreading is necessary. Though I do find some cases of Rouge Angles of Satin to be particularly hilarious.
I think when I was searching tags, I found an excerpt from a Soul Eater fic that mentioned Death the Kid picking up a BOWEL.
I don’t even know anymore.What about Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way losing her "virility" to Draco Malfoy?
Edit: Whoops, it won't work if I use the French spelling for Draco's name.
edited 25th Jul '14 11:23:18 AM by Medinoc
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
That one's not really bad, per se, it's just really awkwardly worded. The metaphor falls a little flat and could probably have been replaced with something better.
So, here's some SNK examples that I found while browsing the blog:
Well then... ya sure you want him to do that? It's gonna hurt, and you might end up with a weird case of hypothermia or something...
i was thinking of something... more disturbing than just his tongue...
Anyway, thanks for ruining one of my favourite pairings. Moving along now.
Who's this Erwin and why is he flashing his boxers?
They're having an orgy with the couch... mmm hmm...
The implications here are rather unfortunate...
Alright, one more:
My poor brain.
edited 28th Jul '14 6:33:33 AM by IchigoPockyChama

Unless you're being ordained!