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PurpleDalek Since: Sep, 2011
#1501: May 31st 2014 at 2:00:54 AM

It's quite obviously a trollfic.

I don't know when that fic was written but, given recent events, its a bit distasteful.

IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#1502: May 31st 2014 at 7:42:02 PM

Out of the 6 entries I’ve submitted, only 3 came through. So I’ll post the unsubmitted ones here.

Fandom: Death Note “"My ding ding dong hurts," said Mello, who was pretty retarded for a fourteen year old, and had been told that ding ding dong was the medical term for penis and believed it. "Sorry Mello," Matt said, not sounding very sorry. "You bit it," accused Mello, frowning. "Yes. That's probably why it hurts." Near entered the room. "I couldn't help but overhear," said the twelve year old quietly. "That Mello's ding ding dong hurts?" "Yes," said Near. "If Mello wants me to I could rub my special lotion on it for him?" "Wat." Mello blinked. Near got out his special lotion and removed Mello's clothes for him. "That was quick, Near," remarked Matt, who had never seen anyone remove someone else's clothes so quickly. "Hmmmm," moaned Mello happily as his ding ding dong was covered with creamy lilac-coloured papaya-scented lotion gunk. Near looked into Mello's bright eyes, rubbing the lotion in sensually with the tips of his fingers.”
It has the looks and garb of a Crack Fic, but still. The two Regular Show ones that made it through are from the same fanfic, but there was one more bit that practically screams ‘this was based on My Immortal’. So… oh fuck it, here, have the whole fanfic. And then there’s this, which isn’t connected to the above fanfic:
Fandom: Regular Show “Mordecai's lap began to bulge and warp, twisting as the protrusion grew and became a more defined attachment to his body. A thick shaft grew from between his legs, with a heavy-looking set of balls following not far behind. The shaft lengthened until it was almost eight inches long, and then came to a deep-blue mushroom head. Veins bulged all over, with one large one pulsing violently on the penis' underside. Mordecai's new cock was fully erect and drooling mass amount of precum.”
Eh, RS may as well be the Doctor Who of Western cartoons, seconded only to MLP:FIM. I’ve heard that the Amazing World of Gumball fandom’s pretty out of whack too, but I haven’t taken a good look at it. I guess that’s what you get for liking Cartoon Network shows: loony shows, loony fanfics that take the looniness of the shows Up to Eleven.

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#1503: Jun 1st 2014 at 3:10:42 PM

[up][up][up] Normally I'd just laugh at it, but after the Rodgers Incident, especially given it happened in my home state, I am gonna have to say I reserve a lot more contempt for MRA's than I did before.

SapphireBlue Since: Jan, 2001
#1504: Jun 1st 2014 at 6:21:36 PM

[up] If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, then I agree completely.

PurpleDalek Since: Sep, 2011
#1505: Jun 4th 2014 at 6:28:36 AM

Fandom: Arthur

"What starts out as an announcement of a 21+ nightclub in Elwood City turns into a shot-by-shot remake of the Library Card episode, this time with the Arthur gang as older teens and the backdrop as downtown at nighttime. Arthur (in a suit), Buster (with a cap on but no shirt), and Francine (in a spaghetti-strap tight dress and stilettos) walk sexily down the street as the rest of the gang joins them in the number ‘(When You’ve Got a) Fake ID’. Then the Brain does his solo number ‘Gettin’ Gettin’ High’. Then they all catch Mr. Ratburn getting service done in the back room by a special lady in the number ‘Just a Little Lubework Tonight’. And the end of the episode, when ‘Fake ID’ ends, shows the aftermath of a massive orgy within the gang. Coming Soon to PBS!"

[lol][lol][lol]

Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#1506: Jun 4th 2014 at 7:56:27 PM

I want to hear "(When You've Got a) Fake ID" so bad now.

edited 4th Jun '14 7:57:03 PM by Explosivo25

I don’t even know anymore.
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#1507: Jun 5th 2014 at 8:17:36 PM

Apologies for the double post, but I learned an important lesson in tempting fate: either don't do it at all or do it as much as you can. I was thinking to myself "thank God I haven't seen an Ouran fic here yet" (you'd think there'd be a lot of smut fics and whatnot coming from that series). I found THIS as I was browsing the page today (at the very tippy top, might I add?):

Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club "DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR? THE CEO OF LUNCHABLES?’

At that moment, Takeshi Sudo, the founder and CEO of Lunchables, barged in through the front door. He was wearing a sophisticated looking business suit, and he winked at Tamaki. Tamaki blushed.”

As much as I hate it when my hopes are crushed, I will admit that the first line was probably the most hilarious thing I've seen on wtffanfiction. [lol][lol][lol][lol][lol]

edited 5th Jun '14 8:20:56 PM by Explosivo25

I don’t even know anymore.
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#1508: Jun 5th 2014 at 9:03:06 PM

[up][lol][lol][lol] Tamaki! I thought you liked princesses, not princes!

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#1509: Jun 7th 2014 at 12:41:12 AM

"Ack! Hey! What gives?" Then Kira gulped. Meyrin looked the kind of deranged that Fllay was.

"In fact," she tittered lasciviously, "You'll be asking for a lot more when I'm done…"

Lacus stared. So did Athrun. Same with Lunamaria, Cagalli and the rest pageant's contestants. So did the live audience. The sight was horrid. The sounds they made were even worse.

"Meyrin! Please– put them back on!"

"But I'm so much better at this without them…"

"I don't care! Whatever you're going to do– I don't want it!"

"They all say that in the beginning…"

"I have a girlfriend!"

"Then she can watch and learn..."

"No! Wait! Please! Stop it! Stop!"

"They all tell me to stop– but they always mean the opposite, urged me to go on… So here, let me be your PLEASURE…"

"No! No! Stop it! No! Ah! Ahhhhhh" Kira's voice tapered off into dead silence.

"And that's how you do a foot massage to the back," the barefoot Meyrin finished with a shy smile, still standing on the back of a mostly-comatose-with-pleasure Kira.

Lacus had fainted.

IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#1510: Jun 9th 2014 at 3:37:52 PM

Don't tell me that was a crossover between Death Note and Black Butler...

PurpleDalek Since: Sep, 2011
#1511: Jun 10th 2014 at 12:46:11 PM

Fandom: 1984

“‘Julia, shut the fuck up and get back to pulling these anal beads out of my dirty ass with your mouth. I want you to literally taste my shit,’” O’Brien screamed.

'Is this what normally happens in Room 101?' Julia asked.”

[lol]

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#1512: Jun 12th 2014 at 7:06:23 PM

[up] I'm laughing so hard at that.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
Superchristiana Since: Feb, 2014
#1513: Jun 13th 2014 at 2:13:29 PM

Fandom: Gravity Falls

"And so she dipped (geddit) her fingers on Waddles’ anus and covered them in bloody pig diarrhea, and wrote on her forehead “Babylon the Great, the Mother of Prostitutes and Abominations of the Earth”, and licked and swallowed the remaining dung with much pleasure. With a final thrust, she shoved the rest of Waddles body up her canal, only his hindhoofs remaining outside. Her womb then began to constrict, and Waddles was slowly and painfully masticated to death, his internal organs and bones completly smashed and crushed within those fleshy halls, blood, viscerae, fat, bile and shit flowing forth from Mabel’s vagina as the pig was destroyed. Mabel moaned with much hatred and pleasure and bobbed her head wildly like Animal in The Muppets movie, screaming in eldritch tongues obscenities against existence. In a few minutes, a massive pool of Waddles’ fluids laid before her, and his bump inside her was drastically reduced, only a small hill that barely indicated there was a pig previously inside. With a final push, Waddles’ hooves came inside, and the dead pig was completly within Mabel’s uterus."

Fandom: Pokemon

"Jessy has known I’ve liked her for quite a while now. She even let me fuck her just the other day! You fucked a human. Pikachu asked shocked. Ya you’d be surprised how many Pokemon fuck their trainer’s when no ones looking.”

Fandom: Chrono Trigger

"The tip of his cock soon rested against her slit while his arms moved toward her back and guided her down onto his chest. She felt her breasts press against the hard smooth scales of Lavos’s abdomen and comforted herself with the knowledge that she was in the hands or, more accurately, claws of, a caring and powerful man. Or alien parasite. Whichever."

SapphireBlue Since: Jan, 2001
#1514: Jun 14th 2014 at 9:25:49 PM

[up] Chrono Trigger one was my submission. The whole fic is along those lines - I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.

Also, that Gravity Falls one is legitimately horrifying.

edited 14th Jun '14 9:26:47 PM by SapphireBlue

Superchristiana Since: Feb, 2014
#1515: Jun 15th 2014 at 2:49:08 AM

I don't know, the comparision with Animal seems very silly.

Medinoc from France (Before Recorded History)
#1516: Jun 15th 2014 at 9:29:21 AM

[up][up]Please tell me it's Lavos x Queen Zeal for maximum Squick factor.

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#1518: Jun 15th 2014 at 11:10:29 PM

Pornfic OC's are invariably self-inserts, so that just raises even more questions that should never be answered.

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#1519: Jun 15th 2014 at 11:52:31 PM

[up] Especially considering the self-insert is fucking a reality eating and warping Eldritch Abomination.

I mean, how do you even? Does Lavos even have...

Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#1520: Jun 23rd 2014 at 4:17:49 PM

Fandom: Soul Eater “That’s when reality reared its ugly head and she realized she’d been rubbing her crotch against the cold, hard metal of Soul in his staff form.”

Admit it, we all knew this would happen eventually. XD

Fandom: Hetalia "Nobody ever says ‘get on your hands and knees and keep still’ with moral intentions."

Useful information, though I really don't want to know where this is going.

Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog "Dear Journal, I called the doctor today about a problem. I have a problem with my balls. They are itchy and it is difficult to sit still with them because they are so itchy. I have to back up against stucco surfaces and rub up and down on them to relieve the itchiness. No creams have worked. Creams only make my ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred and I think Amy (my Girl Friend) noticed. I hope my doctor calls. Love, Sonic."

Uh...

edited 23rd Jun '14 4:23:42 PM by Explosivo25

I don’t even know anymore.
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#1521: Jun 23rd 2014 at 6:14:18 PM

That Soul Eater one made me chuckle.

So I'm guessing Kid does it with Paty and Liz while they're guns? [lol][lol][lol]

Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#1522: Jun 23rd 2014 at 8:38:26 PM

Considering where they'd have to go, I'm guessing not. I'm pretty sure they'd return to human form, beat the crap out of him, and make his face an asymmetrical mess before that happened.

For all I know, Soul probably enjoyed that. XD

I don’t even know anymore.
BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: You spin me right round, baby
#1523: Jun 23rd 2014 at 10:24:33 PM

What a coincidence that I would happen to check on the thread and see the Chrono Trigger example on the same day that I see a video about a failed Kickstarter for a crappy remake of the game made in RPG Maker. T_T

Do not obey in advance.
Demongodofchaos2 Face me now, bitch! from In a Cultivation World (Ancient one) Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Face me now, bitch!
#1524: Jun 25th 2014 at 7:28:31 AM

Fandom: Fall Out Boy

"Pete’s scared, shocked, emotional- He’s a fucking taco of emotions."

Hmm...

Fandom: Paula Deen RPF

"She would sit there on the floor and caress the salty stick of butter, dying inside, waiting for the right moment to put it in. Carefully, she slid the stick of butter as high up as it would go into her privates. A very audible groan escaped her lips. Paula bit down on her lip. No one can discover her secret. She squeezed her eyes shut and parted her lips. She moved it in up and down motions, side to side, wash-machine style. The speed of the butter running throughout her increased and she wanted to scream, it made her feel so alive. Her insides were tearing! She tried to stay as silent as possible, but once she reached her climax, there was no hiding her pleasure filled soundsShe was throbbing and about ready to climax. One more in ‘n out and Paula let out the loudest groan yet."

...Paula Deen? Really?

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘AAHHHH, it’s hurting!!!’

'Don't be afraid, you are recieving the power of Mecha Wolf!!!!' and BRROOOOMMMM, all went white and fumes. Hermione fell on the ground, breathing fast and confused.

'Now my child, you have a new name. You are called by the name your father wanted to you. You now shall be called: Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors.'”

Mecha Wolf. Huh

Fandom: Superjail!

"Very awkwardly, Warden appeared to be pinning down Mistress while his crotch was inches away from hers (fortunately, they didn’t appear to be touching) and his knees almost touched her boobs. The both of them were blushing from embarrassment and sexual arousal."

Fandom: Pokemon

“You wake up in a house and you see the girl with no leg except now she has a leg so that’s pretty cool for her you guess. It looks like a robot leg which is kind of weird. You crawl over to her robot toes and suck on her cold metal foot fingers.”

.....Hue?

Fandom: Sailor Moon/Rise of the Guardians

“‘Usagi, if you truly value everything good about the world, please cease this revenge and save your brother!’ says Rei wisely.

'Ah, you’re trying to trick me so that I cannot perform my holy vengeance of Horus on your sorry putridity pussy! Not gonna work, whore of the Mars!'

'Listen Serena, your brother is being raped both in the astral realm and the heaven realm. If you allow this perversion to happen, the cum of Jack Frost will make him his slave, Shing’s heart will be FROZEN!!!' (geddit like in the Disney movie)”

Random Frozen reference is Random

Fandom: Uncle Grandpa

"Uncle Grandpa loved Pizza Steve in every other way as more than just a friend, even sexually. In fact, he had wanted to lose his virginity to the pizza slice ever since they had acquainted themselves. Pizza Steve himself had always been in love with Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, mainly because GRFT had a reputation for being very sultry and aggressive whenever she went into heat. (Pizza Steve had a thing for raging, seductive women.) Uncle Grandpa was completely oblivious to the passion Pizza Steve had for GRFT, however, and so he was convinced that his pizza slice friend/crush was in need of some assurance."

Didn't know that Giant Flying Realistic Tiger was female...

Fandom: Hetalia

"Nobody ever says ‘get on your hands and knees and keep still’ with moral intentions."

Ain't that the truth.

Fandom: Uncle Grandpa

"Pizza Steve ran underneath GRFT and shoved himself up her vagina. Shortly afterward, Uncle Grandpa proceeded to run behind GRFT and thrust his meat tube into Pizza Steve’s vagina. Gus could only watch in amazement as the human male, pizza slice, and the tigress all engaged in interspecies coitus. All three of them screamed and moaned and growled as loudly as they could while they fucked in sync. (Gus even had to time their orgasms at one point to see if they were happening simultaneously.) Finally, the ordeal ended when GRFT and Pizza Steve were oozing with milky-white seminal fluid."

....I got nothing.

Fandom: Gravity Falls

"Hey, Wendo, wanna see my Dipples?"

No.

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII

"Something shoots out of Tifa’s cunt and onto Chicabo’s lap. ‘W… What was that?’ ‘Congratulations Honey, It’s a girl!’ ‘WHAT???!!!!!!!!!’ Chicabo shows her a tiny yellow chocobo. ‘She’s…. Mine?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘But… but that’s impossible!’ ‘Not many people know that humans can bear chocobo young, it only takes a few hours, they don’t even need an umbilical cord.’"

........

Fandom: Mirror’s Edge

"Merc wakes up, his legs are tied in the air. He feels excruciating pain. He lifts his head up and sees Faith in a horse mask moving her hand in a rocking motion

'ARE YOU FISTING ME?'

'Don't be sirry. I'm using the new dildo you bought.'

Merc switches from anger to pleasure. He yells. faith has hit the G Spot.

'HARD. DO IT BETTER.. STRONGER. FASTER.'

She whinneys and her head spins like the exorcist.”

..............................

Fandom: Steven Universe

"Amethyst removed her face from Pearl’s rather small bosom and swiped more icing off the cake. She positioned herself between Pearl’s legs and spread the icing around her vulva. ‘She didn’t tell me where she was going, she just left and-’ A loud gasp interrupted the sentence as Pearl felt Amethyst’s tongue licking up the icing on her vulva."

.........Huh.

Fandom: King of the Hill

"Lucky slowly inserted the long needle down hanks urethra blood started coming out as the needle hit the other end. Hank gave up struggling and just started crying. ‘Funny thing about these needles. They’re very brittle. If you try to bend them they just snap,’ said Lucky. Hank looked on in horror as Lucky reached down and grabbed his dick. Lucky began bending Hank’s dick with the needle still in it and sure enough the needle broke into shards piercing the insides of Hank’s miniscule digit. Hank screamed again and passed out from the pain."

....................... Fuck this gay earth.

edited 25th Jun '14 7:31:34 AM by Demongodofchaos2

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Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#1525: Jun 25th 2014 at 8:37:15 AM

I already posted the Hetalia one, but I definitely agree.

I have no idea what "dipples" are and I don't think I want to.

I don’t even know anymore.

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