TVTropes Now available in the app store!
Open

Follow TV Tropes

Following

There's a dragon in my driveway

Go To

NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#76: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:06:21 PM

Dex was a little burnt looking when all was said and done, but the shrapnel ended up thrown at Mar'ris, together with a good amount of explosion.

If Mike could fully control even the aftereffects of his weapons...well, that was just silly. He hadn't heard of any magic like that.

Now, he hyper compressed air, but this time sent it in a flurry of razor wind sickles at Mike.

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#77: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:07:03 PM

The man with the pistol slowed down, savoring his kill. "That's what happens when you mess with me."

He held his gun against the head of his opponent, who looked like a small child.

Jamie continued screaming.

edited 13th Dec '11 8:08:33 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#78: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:07:05 PM

"It's difficult to hurry when it feels like you're reproductive organs feel like they're gonna fall off."

Regardless he did his best to hurry along and ignored the comment on all humans smelling. Whoever this guy was, he was probably someone with a strong sense of smell.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#79: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:08:00 PM

Mar'ris saw the man with a gun threatening to kill a kid, and immediately ran up and tackled him.

YonTroper Since: Aug, 2009
#80: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:11:27 PM

Sar'thariel, left unbalanced by Zyxille's dodge, was winded by the knee to his groin, and fell over on the ground, gasping. She could put up more of a fight than he'd bargained for. This battle wasn't going well - Alex was screeching in agony and clutching the crushed stump of his left arm, that gunman was wasting time shooting at a child, and the wizard had been incapacitated by bullet shrapnel. Amanda was now sunk up to her head in the goo, and didn't seem able to get out. Dex was about the only one left, and frankly, Sar'thariel didn't know if he was up to the task. It was time for desperate measures.

Sar'thariel re-energised himself, standing up as his eyes turned a burning red. He appeared to grow in size, his presence huge and dangerous, and the every air around him seemed to crackle with electricity as he entered his demonic rage.

"A binding contract! Bound to serve him for eternity! Death if you do not follow his orders!" Sar'thariel screamed, slashing wildly at the air and advancing on Zyxille, burning with hatred.

Elijah had worked all his chains free, and was walking across his own mind. What he saw there was somewhat depressing - the Order had taught him to block all thought, to make his mind wide open and dedicate it to the teachings of the great prophet Grakoth. But when one was walking across such a blank space, all a dull grey spotted with smatterings of religious words and prayers and symbols of the Order, it made one feel lonely.

Soon, Elijah saw him - Sar'thariel, crouched on the invisible floor of Elijah's mind, worked up into a boiling blood fury. "What is wrong with me? I should be able to do this... take down these pathetic humans..."

"You will never kill these 'pathetic humans', not if I have anything to say, Sar'thariel," Elijah intoned. "Begone from this body, for it is not yours."

Sar'thariel spat. "You truly believe you intimidate me?"

Elijah got into a battle stance. "No. But I will do my best."

He instantly regretted this, as the grotesue four-armed form of Sar'thariel sprang at him, claws glinting horribly...

pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#81: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:11:31 PM

As Dex had suspected, Mike could not control the aftereffects of the explosion. Mike saw Dex emerge alive from the explosion, and if anyone could see his eyes they would have been widening. This kid was tough. Very tough. Mike was so shocked that he almost forgot to dodge Dex's next attack, and one of the blades caught his leg. The bamboo sword turned into a sword, a katana this time, and Mike attacked Dex, bleeding from his left leg.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#82: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:11:54 PM

The wizard had finally recovered enough to act, and intercepted Mar'ris as he lunged for the man with the pistol.

[up][up][up]I have somewhere specific that this is going.

edited 13th Dec '11 8:12:14 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#83: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:12:10 PM

Dex looked to the side, and glared, one hand clenching, "A kid? You are seriously gonna hurt a kid?"

"You...You...Sick fuck...sick fuck...sick fuck!" Dex was showing serious emotion for the first time in the fight. And boy was he angry about the guy attacking a kid.

He suddenly moved over there, and grabbed the man with the pistol's hand, and then struck with a shield enforced punch at the man with the pistol's head, the sheer force added in liable to smash off the pistol wielding man's head.

edited 13th Dec '11 8:15:06 PM by NickTheSwing

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#84: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:13:42 PM

Jamie turned towards Dex. "Thank you mister, but... I thought you were a bad guy."

[up]That's what I needed to happen.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#85: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:13:47 PM

Mar'ris punched the wizard as hard as he could. "Dude's about to off a kid! Back off!"

pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#86: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:14:59 PM

Mike immediately pulled back after seeing Dex defend the kid. Relieved, he took a gasp of air, and inspected his slowly healing wound.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#87: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:15:53 PM

Ion's face scrunched up at Ish's comment. The faun's pace began to slow down as he went through the crowd.

"Yeesh human! Don't talk about those sorta things. You're creeping me out, lad. "

The faun tries to keep his distance from the other demons, but ends up running into one. Anyone who simply glanced at the demon and Ion while attacking would confuse him for demon that was kidnapping a blind man.

Deer
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#88: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:16:56 PM

The man with the daggers slowed down. His strength potions had run out, and he was no longer any match for the golem.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#89: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:17:02 PM

"I am a bad guy, kid, do not grow up to be like me. Got that? But I am not the kinda bad guy that lets a kid get hurt. Lets get that clear."

He had a set of standards he abided by, kid slaying was beyond his toleration.

Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#90: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:17:53 PM

Beatrix backed away, parrying a blow with the scythe now and then. Though Sar'thariel managed to score a gash on her shoulder, she merely winced and carried on.

Hezekiah, however, took the offensive. He stepped between them, and with a swift, rigid motion he snapped his arm upward in an uppercut.

Regardless of whether it hit, Beatrix took the opportunity to bolt into the school.

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#91: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:19:23 PM

Mar'ris grabbed his sword off the ground and readied himself. "Now, wizard. Answers. Who hired you?"

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#92: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:22:15 PM

The wizard was clearly beaten and frightened. He muttered "That guy," while gesturing towards Sar'thariel.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#93: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:24:48 PM

"Oh? And what did that guy want? Better answer. I'm not just a normal elf, I'm a Lenarian. We aren't known for our tempers, but that's only because no one is dumb enough to piss us off."

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#94: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:27:14 PM

The wizard attempts to compose himself, but fails. "He wanted us to help him capture the demon lady."

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Dblade26 The Grand Re-Vizier from Everywhere Since: Dec, 2011
The Grand Re-Vizier
#95: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:28:19 PM

With the final slash, the light from the ofuda shot towards Sar'thariel, though unfortunately for Calico, Beatrix had run out of the way.

He wasn't sure if the spell would be strong enough to banish a demon of this level, especially improvised like it was, but he might as well try.

edited 13th Dec '11 8:32:10 PM by Dblade26

pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#96: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:28:58 PM

Mike limps over to the man Mar'ris is interrogating.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#97: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:30:03 PM

"Oh? And why is that? See, I've had a run in with Shard International in the past. Don't even try to tell me that you're cops."

pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#98: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:31:26 PM

"What's Shard got to do with all this?"

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#99: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:32:24 PM

Wizard: "Of... of course not. His reasons seemed personal. Shard has nothing to do with this. He just wanted Beatrix!"

edited 13th Dec '11 8:32:58 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#100: Dec 13th 2011 at 8:32:25 PM

"Demon lady is their CEO. I 'borrowed' a hard drive from them once." Mar'ris said to Mike. He then turned back to the wizard. "Spill it. Why is it personal? This sword ain't just for show."

edited 13th Dec '11 8:33:25 PM by Quarterman


Total posts: 192
Top