"Worst? Oh I'd say you're the worst. She's a rocker, he's a mecha, and I'm well...me. You're plain, you lack not just a gimmick, but something that makes you unique and cool. Heck, you were probably named after that Alexander overlord guy, not even your name is original." Ren went on.
"What-a say? I help you out a little with that?" Ren said with a bit of a smile.
Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act."Plain?" Alex repeated testily. "Is that right? And what fantasy Overlord are you on about?"
turning away from the mecha, Alex glared at the infuriating woman. "You know what? Doesn't matter, I'm silencing you right now!"
Alex swung his blade, pausing when he realised that his blade had disappeared sometime during the swing. Confused, he looked around the area, finding it lying somewhere behind the witch and rocker.
"...A moment, please." Alex requested calmly, walking to his sword, picking it up, and returning to his original position.
"Anyway. Die." Alex stated once again, and swung his blade. At least he didn't lose it this time.
"Ooh, fire sword!" Chrissy stated with glee. "That's cool! Oh, oh, check out my fire!"
Stabbing her sword into the ground, Christina cupped her hands before her chest, eyes closed and her head bowed as if in prayer. When her eyes opened, an almost literal flame danced in her eyes.
"By the fire and flames of the almighty Ifrit, the mighty Belias, and the great Marilith! Hear my call, answer my pleas, grant me strength!"
Holding out her right hand, a faint red light pulsed.
"Bestow upon this child of god, all the heat of Hell!"
Most remaining demons had fled at this point, instead of capitalising on the unnecessary chant for Chrissy's magic spell, leaving just a single demon to fry.
"...Fire~"
The simple flame spell still spooked the hell out of the demon, who immediately fled to escape the small fire ball.
reclaiming her sword, Chrissy pouted as she watched the demons flee.
"Geez, why do they always run at that point? How boring..."
edited 15th Dec '11 3:18:48 PM by TroperRoxas
Cain retracted the chain back into his wrist. The armor crossed its arms and just continued to eye Christina. The powerful fire spell certainly gained his attention.
This celestial is worthy of the title.
"Young Ms., what's your name?" the armor said as it trotted forward, getting closer to the young girl.
"Hello there Ms. Human witch!" Ren stopped in the middle of what she was saying and gave a nod hello.
"Don't worry, things will get interesting soo-" She turned to her side to see Geoff making his introduction...
edited 15th Dec '11 6:53:01 PM by Nicktendonick
Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.Geoff gave the rocker a raised eyebow (unseen, because the dome) when she gave her opinion on the "girlfriend" situation and her ill-fitting use of the term "bourgeois", but otherwise didn't think much of her. He smiled when she asked what he was, always loving the chance to show off his machine. "She's right" Geoff agreed with Ren "Specificly it's the Mark VI Zeus Model, with elecrical dampener, rocket boosters, and a rad paint job. Only cost 30,000 big ones, and it's well worth it" However he had gotten without a liscense to operate it, bought it from so rather scrupulous seller and it came without the instruction manual, but those are problems to solve later.
But Alex's assertion of being surrounded by the worse characters (as true as that might be) really fired up the mech driver. The hatch of the machine openned up, revealing the driver inside who was now standing on top of his battle suit "Now listen here, because this is important: I am no mere man, traveling though the furthest worlds from battle to battle, facing demons and monsters alike. Bane to all ne'er-do-wells and lv 6 skill in guns. Even Overlords tremble when they hear my name: TK Thunderboy!" At the mention of his "name" he stuck his hand into the air point upward, and the sound of thunder came from nowhere * .
Seeing that the three were going to fight it out, he ducked back into the mecha for protection.
Sometimes I even amaze myself. Currently: Nice and sneaky like"Feared by overlords?" Ren thought out loud.
She then went to introduce herself. "I'm Ren. Pleasure to meet you Mr. cute hero. Pleased to meet you". Ren seemingly let down her guard and saw the great fire display to her side.
Just in time for Alex to attack.
In a flash, Ren got serious. He right hand raised out of her pancho and by itself, grabbed Alex's blade and cut his entire attack short.
Her right hand was not normal. Ren's right hand was covered in a medical bandage wrap, One can see the white shirt she wore and the how the bandages really covered her entire arm. At the end of the arm, Ren wrote a silver gauntlet that went halfway down her forearm.
Ren caught Alex's blade right with the gauntlet without taking a single step, or without flinching.
"Really?" Ren said, her gauntlet going from blade catch to blade grab, grabbing the blade with her above average might.
Ren, holding the blade with on hand lifted the blade and the Alex holding onto it off his feet and slammed him on the other side of Ren, putting the boy demon between Ren and the two young girls down on the ground.
As soon as she finished, Ren's left hand reached inside her pancho, and in turn her bag of items and readied her weapon for a quick draw if needed.
"Totally saw that coming a mile away, I'd say your swordsmenship really needs work, but I think just gaining a couple of levels and a item world run should do the job." Ren said. "You really sure you want to fight?"
edited 15th Dec '11 9:19:59 PM by Nicktendonick
Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.Shae let out a sigh of relief, and said, "T-Thank goodness you are safe, Miss Angel. As a hero, I would be unable to reconcile it with myself if something happened to you in that fight."
The demons appeared to be fleeing, but was the fight really done yet? That armor guy seemed strange to him, like some sort of demon himself, but who acted oddly humanish.
He decided to ask who that was. He asked the armor, "So, umm, who are you?"
edited 15th Dec '11 8:20:16 PM by NickTheSwing
Alex struggled in vain to pull his weapon free of the woman's grip, and found himself thrown to the ground, gasping at the pain.
"...S-shut up..." Alex growled, stumbling to his feet with sword clenched tightly in his hand. "Don't act so high and mighty before me!"
Ignoring the obvious level difference, Alex again tried to strike the woman.
"Of course I'm safe!" Chrissy replied cheerfully. "I made it clear that no one here comes close to my power level, after all!"
The armour dude approached, and Chrissy faced him, slightly curious as to what exactly he was. Robots didn't seem to be a species, so maybe it was someone wearing it?
"Me? Christina, Celestian Soldier from Celestia!" The angel announced brightly. "Currently on leave for undisclosed reasons, so I figured I'd come visit this place! I heard there were powerful people around"
The angel then looked disappointed. "But all I've seen are weak people looking for a... um, badge? Button? Something pointless anyway."
"A button and a badge?" Cain said as he looked down toward the girl. He had no eyes but he could still see the small celestial in a field of some kind of vision. "Oh, I'm sorry." the knight had realized the mistake of not even introducing himself yet.
"My name is Cain, the former Great Knight of Wren." he named off a strange place that Chrissy probably never even heard of. It was a far off land in a far off dimension. The magical energy there was prominent and there were demons, dragons, everything existed there. Cain, being experienced, was used to even an angel. "And before we go further." Cain opened up the visor of his helm, revealing that there was nothing inside, just complete darkness.
"I am not human any longer."
edited 16th Dec '11 4:13:55 AM by RagnaTheSaviour
Meanwhile, Amber was still flicking through her book, not paying much attention to what was going on. Occasionally, she read parts aloud, before stopping when she realised she didn't have the right spell.
"Berry Bar- Wait, not right..."
"Flyer Fryer- Nope, not it either..."
"Frigis Fro- Ack, wrong again..."
"Cast in the name of God, ye- No, that's definitely not it... Wish this dumb book had a better index..."
Ren sighed as she saw the shota go for another attack.
"...At least he's deliciouly cute" She commented before leaning back and easily evading the slash.
Ren sighed a second time. If she wanted to play around with little kids, she could have stayed home and just played with her godchildren.
"Oh well" Ren said as she pulled out a Bazooka from her pancho and pointed it point-blank at alex's head.
She the pulled the trigger.
The resulting blasted the boy and sent him between The two cute girls...
..after a moment the dust settled and the boy could be seen.
"Arh. Man those commerical always lie to you. They say every light works but no they never do. Least it looks pretty."
The smoke cleared, and alex could be seen.
The boy was lit up like a christmas tree...litterally. Alex was covered in red and green christmas lights, a few christmas oraments hung from his clothes, covered in beautiful tinsel and a bright shining star light ontop of his head.
There was even a little santa ornament that went "ho-ho-ho" every 20 seconds on his arm.
Ren decided to reload, and loaded another RPG with a santa marking on it's side.with bold letters, one could easily see, the Bazooka Tree 9000.
OOC- Roxas, take it away!
edited 16th Dec '11 9:26:00 AM by Nicktendonick
Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.A young man wandered through the streets, sighing. He had his trusty Mp3 player with him as he walked. He didnt really see the big deal of this Overlord thing. "Sheesh...These people act like Chuck Norris is upon them." He was wielding his sword upon his waist, and his scythe on his back.
He heard some ruckus, then began running towards it. He saw a guy covered in what seemed to be Christmas decorations. "Um..Did a Christmas Tree barf or something?" He chuckled.
edited 16th Dec '11 9:48:16 AM by JoeyStrife
Kingdom Hearts RP of my own. Enjoy.Ooh, ouch. Getting hit with a bazooka at that close of range had to hurt. Actually, how in the world did she just pull a bazooka out of her bag like that? Must be one of those Bag of Holding things. He expected the kid to be quite bruised from the hit, or at the least losing a good chunk of his health. But once the dust settled he saw that, rather that wounds and gashes, he was instead covered in festive decoration. The pilot looked on in disbelief, before turning off the speakers on his suit so that he could laugh in peace, though those close enough muight hear his muffled laughing through the armor plates.
"Oh sweet grog, where'd you get a weapon like that" Geoff asked Ren (at this point he had turned his speakers back on), not at all interested to adding it to his arsonal but still finding it a neat toy.
edited 16th Dec '11 10:37:49 AM by Luke_Prowler
Sometimes I even amaze myself. Currently: Nice and sneaky likeAlex blinked, a brief display of nervousness passing his face as he stared down the barrel of a bazooka. Then it hit.
The young demon found himself flying off a short distance, past the witch and annoying person. When he recovered from his dazed state, the wannabe swordfighter was covered in disgustingly festive decorations.
"...W...what...?" Alex muttered in disbelieving horror. His face was bright red from embarrassment. Then anger. Then indignation.
"You... you evil sunova..." Alex growled, ripping some of the stuff away at random. Although he would deny it till his dying breathe, it was obvious he was ready to bawl.
Marching over to his dropped sword and reclaiming it, Alex declared loudly, "Fine! I'll let you off! But as soon as I'm Overlord, I'm making it illegal for you to even exist!"
The annoying girl's 'indiscretion' had been forgotten by now as Alex stormed off, gloomy clouds practically following him.
"Oooh!" Chrissy leaned on tip-toe to peer into the visor. 2You're really empty in there?"
Unsatisfied with what she could see, Chrissy circled the animated armour, randomly knocking on several parts and listening to the echo with a thoughtful expression. When it was clear that there was, indeed, no one in it, Chrissy returned to her original position.
"Huh. Most interesting, Armour Dude Cain!" The angel announced cheerfully. "Well, I have an interesting piece of info too!"
The angel 5tugged at one of her black ribbons, the material holding firm. "I'm the only angel to ever decorate her halo! Weird, right? I wonder why no one's ever done that before?"
She then turned to Shae with a bright smile. "So... 'Hero Shy', was it? Any interesting pieces of information to disclose to us complete strangers?"
Lumi blinked, then blinked again. Normally she'd be a tad annoyed at not being able to get the first hit but the sight of that snot nosed brat covered in festive decorations was just too hilarious. She began laughing loudly, clutching her stomach, and eventually falling over, still wracked with laughter. "Bwahahahaa... ahahahaha! Damn, that was gold! Pure gold!"
Armor Dude Cain?
If Cain had eyes, they were rolling. The knight had deemed this girl an idiot without knowing her for more than five minutes. The use of words, the way she continued saying stuff he really didn't care about. It was annoying. "I frankly don't care about your fashion sense." said Cain as he turned away to look at the sky. "Tell me, where am I?" skipping any sort of conversation, Cain got right to the point. Where was he? He had no idea since there was no place like this back home.
"Aw, kidnapped girlfriend?" Chrissy patted the boy's shoulder sympathetically. "Well, I'm sure if you beat up random people, you'll inexplicably get stronger and find a clue somewhere as to her whereabouts!"
Then Armour Dude Cain said something mean, and Chrissy pouted in his general direction. "Well, if you're gonna speak so rudely, I won't bother telling you we're in the Netherworld!" She declared spitefully, although she quickly returned to sounding cheerful.
"Oh, maybe you're just jealous? I don't blame you, halos are hard to obtain if you're alive... you are alive, right?"
Alex attempted to make a rude hand gesture towards the annoying girl as he marched off, but some weird cosmic force wouldn't allow him to leave a particular finger to stand on its own. The result was some sort of wave that was definitely out of place in this situation.
Joey looked around, then walked over to the girl that seemed like a musician. "Um..Excuse me, miss? Who are you, if you dont mind my asking, and where am I?"
Kingdom Hearts RP of my own. Enjoy.Ren waved her normal hand goodbye to Alex.
"My offer is always open young one! Bye!" Ren said to Alex walking away.
"Oh sweet grog, where'd you get a weapon like that" Geoff asked Ren (at this point he had turned his speakers back on), not at all interested to adding it to his arsonal but still finding it a neat toy.
"Anyway, Where'd I get the Bazooka Tree 9000?" Ren said getting back to the question.
"Uhh...DLC?" Ren answered?
After a minute, she gave a more honest answer.
"Oh, well I saw a commercial for it while watching the PSN one day and saw the commercial and bought it."
"I got it for my godson a few weeks ago for his birthday last month. But, her mother wouldn't let him keep it." Ren said. "She got pretty fumed and took it from us and bonked me in the head with it. She ranted on a bit that "he's five years old, what are you thinking?" my friend told me." Ren went on. "But I still think he'd love it. It's not like it's THAT dangerous." Ren said while crossing her arms, one normal arm and the other bandaged and with gauntlet. "I love her to death, but sometimes I don't get how that demon thinks something."
As she finished, she began to notice the (what she assumed to be) normal clothed person with weapons. What was with all these 17/18 year old males dropping out of nowhere into this town?
edited 16th Dec '11 5:52:27 PM by Nicktendonick
Silence in the face of evil is itself evil: God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.He blinked, tiling his head as realization dawned on him. "Oh dear...I forgot to introduce myself." He gave a bow. "My name is Joseph Ventus Strife, Warrior. My friends call me Joey. Nice to meet ya!"
Kingdom Hearts RP of my own. Enjoy.It was a bit amusing to think this woman had a godkid ('cause, you know, that involves a baptism), but even more so to hear that this weapon of mass humilation was a gift for the kid and turned down by his mother. It was certainly not the most dangerous gift you could give to a youngerster. "They'll sell anything, won't they?" Geoff joke when he heard where she got the Treezooka 3000 or whatever ot was called. The mecha driver certainly found himself an interesting group of people.
"So what did he mean by 'when I'm Overlord'?" Geoff asked, playing dumb for now. It'd be a shame to reveal his plans and run into competeition so soon.
Sometimes I even amaze myself. Currently: Nice and sneaky like

Shae decided to stick with that Angel, and he unleashed a flame slash on one approaching demon. It was one of his unique skills, he had picked it up when he was practicing alone.
By concentrating Mana into his weapon, he was able to make it catch fire for a little while and attack with it.