No, it's okay... it's not your fault...
-Tries dialing. Nothing happens-
-Tries contacting someone via TOME, and actually succeeds this time. This guy
◊ pops into a screen floating in front of him, looking furious-
What the — Kirb?!
Alpha, where the hell have you been, you've got everyone worried sick! Jesus Buttfucking Christ, man! You're on the news, they say you've been in a coma!
I... um...
How the hell are you still logged in?! We even checked with the admins, nobody could figure out what was going on!!
Kirb —
Look, man... I'm... I'm seriously worried about you. We all are. Please, just... send me an email back. We miss you. Kirb out.
-The voicemail ends-
...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-taps into a port and jacks in along with Alpha into the vast world that is the internet, not Mega's internet, though-
-hard to describe, but it's a huge expansive world with a bunch of roads that lead out to different places with ads cropped up in various places like billboard signs-
...well, we're on the internet now, how do you think this'll work?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-scratches his face-
I admit, this is really different from what I'm used to too.
-Google
◊ pops by-
Do you need help?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-Delta is trying to communicate with Alphie-
... S-sorry, you guys...
Deer