-starts doing something in between laughing and sobbing-
That was way too real and incredibly scary!!! Ahaaaaaah......
Bah, you'll get over it kid. If it's any consolation, you would've all gotten out scot-free if you hadn't gone back for anybody. In the end, you all got some hilarious shots, look!
-a screen shows a small batch of photos of everybody running in terror, Meggers running in terror, Meggers carrying everybody while running in terror, and the end when they all started escaping up-
-an employee speaks up- Only costs 3 dollars to buy those photos.
Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time!-photos are still there if you wanna buy them #priceless memories-
Anyway, in the gift shop are a few shirts with stuff on them like an outstretched hand with many evil eyes around it, a graphic of the Manor of Horror with lighting striking behind it, etc. etc. Ghostly looking hats and other monsterriffic looking hats too, those weird card things that say "I survived the Manor of Horror" and then a name.
Some toys related to the stuff that was in there like a small generic sheet ghost that has a button that replicates the piercing ghostly wail, a hand that extends and retracts, intended just to tap people's shoulders from a distance (doesn't have to be just that), a weird tentacle toy that you're supposed to put on people that make them feel all slimy and gross. And a small replica of the Manor or Horror that opens up to reveal terrifying details.
And... and... oh come on. Why is there a light saber bin here? Light sabers aren't even remotely related to a heart pumping thrill ride!
Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time!-hand looks like this
◊, wow, with some modifications it's almost like it could act like a third arm-
-and I don't really think there should be a lot more stuff in there aside from what I've already mentioned-
-an employee admits that they need to expand on the store inventory-
Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time!

-Flops against a wall, exhausted-
Whew... was actually kind of fun... but these wings aren't meant for carrying...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist