Well then, helloooooooooooooooo!
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LADIESANDGENTLEMENINTHECASTLEOFDREAMS!!!
-A large puff of smoke atop the stage is followed by a few fanfares heralds the man from before, only, you know, not a silhouette of a man made from a bunch of letters. He's tall, sort of dark-sort of light skinned and wears a blue suit with hanging coattails along with a blue tophat and a rocking mustache-goatee combo. He carries with him a cane and a microphone (which he uses to obviously speak to everyone.-
Do I have everyone's attention? I sure hope so because I definitely am not repeating myself! I am Barry Acres, no I don't actually own acres of berries. Hahaha! Anyway, I hope you've all been enjoying yourselves here at the Castle of Dreams, and if you just got here, I hope you will enjoy yourselves here! Hope you can all spare me some time to just ramble on a bit about the park since it has recently opened.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanIt would appear so.
Now, when I was younger, I absolutely loved theme parks. Greatest places to be, killer on your feet when you got back, am I right? Hahaha, but no really. I had a dream. I dreamed of one day opening a theme park of my own. Now, as a kid, I actually has a ton of dreams. I dreamed that one day I might just fly to the moon, maybe one day I'd work with sea animals up close as a trainer. Maybe I'd head off to the safari and study animals!
But you know, dreams fade away over time. I actually intended to be a teacher spending my days just teaching the kids. But you know what? That got boring. I started wondering what exactly I wanted to do with my life, that's when I remembered. "I wanted to open up a theme park." Not just any ol' theme park, no, naturally it's gotta have a theme. I don't care if that sounded redundant, I'm on a roll here. Anyone care to guess what sort of theme I wanted for this park?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-several other murmurs also have people saying "Dreams", one smart aleck just had to say "gravy", though-
Yes! Gravy! That's my man right there he said what we all had going on in our minds. No! Dreams. That was the theme. I could have just made a water park, but nah, enough water parks around as it is. I could have made just an average rollercoaster sort of park. Nah, not interesting enough. Disney themes are out of the question, last thing I need is trouble with the law ahahah!
So I thought "dreams"! I had a boat load of dreams, why not base the rest of the park off of those? So that's why you can see a few more sections around here, "Dreams of Space", "Dreams of the Water", "Dreams of the Safari", "Dreams of the Track", "Dreams of the Risk". There was supposed to be a "Dream of the Canvas" but that's put on hold for now 'till we make a bit more dough.
Anyway, that was what I built this park around. That y'all could experience a park that encouraged going after your dreams and pursuing them after you've left. Hope you all have a bit more time to spare this rambling man, I got something more to show you.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-the stage begins to descend back down into the ground to reveal a few new somethings, a sort of gumball machine looking thing, except the glass is actually a glowing ball full of magicks-
This here's the Dream Recorder, if y'all got a dream that you wanna pursue, I hope you'll have the time to come say it to this baby. See, having a dream, pursuing it, and accomplishing it is what I'd like you all to understand. Come by this thing, say your dream to this machine, and it spits out a small card that records what you told it. That's just to serve as a personal reminder that you've got something you want to accomplish.
That's all folks, you're free to stop listening to me now. But I'll be around to chat it up, don't be afraid to say hi. As for that, I hope you all have a nice day.
-starts to put away the equipment with the assistance of some of the workers there-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-processes it for a bit, then spits out a card that's blue with a few yellow lines running through the bottom, on it, it simply says "I will ride a Charizard."-
...I'm kind of afraid that might happen now.
-goes over to Daisy-
Gotta call it a night here. How terrible was that backstory for the park? I've been sort of making it up as I go along and spending maybe... 20 minutes over a few days thinking about it?
edited 13th Sep '12 10:44:24 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-speakers surround the stage as a voice rings out-
Testing! Testing! One two three, can all you folks out there hear me?
-the voice sounds strikingly similar to the one from the mail, the other people who got in here through normal means murmur stuff about who's on the other end-
-I don't know if Ed can have an excuse for recognizing the voice, but w/e floats your boat Tats-
Seven? Eight?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean