Well, Athena Costa, you just so happen to have discovered a mystery at precisely the same time that you encountered a Holistic Detective, that being myself. A rather telling coincidence, wouldn't you say?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?…
(Mutters something barely audible, but sounding in the affirmative and nods. Is doing that thing where you preemptively cringe even though nothing all that awful is happening yet.)
(Just as Peter gets his clothings back on, BOOSH, Park through the door with a bag full of ice and a washcloth and a lotta sweat on his forehead.)
Hahhh—! Here— here, erm...
(Runs on up and starts gently holding it to the swelling.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Ehhh... How's about we just eh...
...Baaaah, let's just try and do this the normal way and burn it first I guess. I'll just put it out if it gets bad.
Is there a lighter in here?
-Rummages around in the kitchen and finds... a stove lighter-
There's no way something this tiny'll cut it right?
Alright then~! I'll be seeing you then, Allie!
-Waves goodbye to the two and continues on in the opposite direction-
edited 5th May '17 4:19:41 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanIt's a big fire! Hang on hang on! I think I've got something here!
AND!
-DOLPHI! SABER STRIKE! 1-
GAH-
-a singular dolphin splashes against the bear... failing to extinguish it even a little-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanGeh- It's not my fault how this thing works! Alright let's try it again!
-ROLL-
5! DOLPHI SABER STRIKE!
-well alright this time a school of dolphins emerge and extinguish the bear!-
-...but it also kinda-
-breaks a hole through the kitchen with it-
-and takes the bear out with it too-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Interesting, interesting... well, this conclusion popped into your head for a reason, even if it's untrue it is still clearly where the universe anticipates us taking this case. So let's find this pirate!
-Turns to head off, then walks back-
I am Dirk, by the way, Dirk Gently.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?