(Swiftly nods and starts to hurry down the stairs—... but pauses, shuts the door tightly, then continues hurrying.)
God, oh God...
...T-two, twent—twenty-fiftee—... I—I—... Ghhhh—!
(Shuffles backward, against a wall, and pulls his head into his suit-coat like a vastly oversized tortoise.)
...D-déplacé... J-je suis déplacé...
Y-you must direct me back to— t-to my dormitory...! I-I will be late, lecture begins in— in...
(Takes a worried glance at his phone.)
...a-an hour, merely an hour...! I— I will have my preferential seat taken...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Hah! Sounds simple enough!
-Rubs his nose, thinking for a moment-
Yeah I guess I'll think about it. If it's something that big I really oughta tell people where I'm going.
I see, I see~! Yes, do you need someplace to crash? If this fine young lady is offering, you could walk her the rest of the way there.
-Smiles to reassure him, though there's something about it that feels fake-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(@Newcomer) Alright, then. We'll find your campus before your teacher marks you absent. (whistles and a giant bird
◊ appears) Hop aboard.
Ahhhhhhhmmmmmmmmrmmmmm...
-Think think think...-
...Ah! Hang on I think I can just mail em now! We didn't have time to do that when the whole world went bottom up! C'mon, I bet there's some paper hangin' around that spaceshiphouse thing.
-Kosuke hoofs it in the direction he THINKS the room is-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-A large, blue flower appears outside the room, only to open up revealing...-
-...a blue-haired boy who has not been seen in these parts for quite some time
-
"...This place again."

gOOD NEWS GREEN LASS you're not alone!
there's a munchkin right across from you, Garbed In
... lacrosse gear
intensely Bitter
-it is Savannah Derby-