...Are you alright? I'm not a doctor but how many fingers am I holding up? What year is it?
-Holds up two fingers-
Ehhh... Well he ain't wrong. For us. I don't know how to skin a bear though.
...Think someone at that house does, though?
edited 4th May '17 9:54:19 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean... I'm... good. I'm good. Thanks.
-He sits up and pulls the top of his costume off, showing his bare arm swelling up-
... Ice.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Archeologist!
-He taps his chin in thought, actually contemplating the offer-
...I'll think about it. I gotta at least tell people where I'm going if I suddenly go "I wanna be a pirate!"
The heck even is that Pirate King thing you keep talking about anyway? Do you get, like, actually crowned?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-The guy managed to keep up with her at a brisk powerwalk-
-Still smiling politely-
Now, I'm wondering, who's "they"? Clearly they require a great burst of alacrity to deal with, so I am going to go out on a limb and assume that whatever was stolen was something prized by Olympic level 100 metre sprinters.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

...Eh? Wrong? No it ain't, bears are food, too!