-Spidey gives a gasp of release once the tendril is severed, and Park gets a grip on him-
-For all his dashing quips, this is obviously the body of a sixteen year old kid dangling in your appendages, Park-
-Unusually fit kid, but still a kid-
-Little gasps of pain sure complete the picture-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Black Hole Ex-Sun
Hahh—!
(Gunth scoops Demotte up and runs as hard as he can away from the black hole, keeping a good distance between them, but scarcely able to close ground.)
...It's alright, I've got you...
(Keeps a tight hold on Peter, bearing down really hard on the ground with his one arm. Thank the lord, boneless appendages = no joints to dislocate!)
(The insatiable black hole seems as though it will outlast our heroes and devour them whole when exhausted... BUT)
Aww shiet, y'awl—!
(JUST THEN, a mysterious hero
◊ flies by and bats the high-calorie specter of Paula Deen into the black hole with a rolled-up Dr. Leonard's catalogue. Her buttery mass is enough to close this gaping hole in space-time once and for all, and the party is spared!)
…
(This dashing hero, although nothing else is known of him... You all know his name: ANDY. ANDY salutes them and flies away into space.)
Diner
...Alright... I—... I trust you, man... I bet they kicked her ass, huh?
(Munches some more of the sub, ogling AAAAAA CLAUDIA'S HEAD IS THE SIZE OF THE MOON)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh... god... I nearly died... again...
-He looks up at Park, feeling a hell of a lot more feeble from the pain and shock-
... I gotta call my aunt... get her to come pick me up...
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Diner
...Like... When should we check, d'you think? It's pretty quiet, but...
(BIG. BIIIIIIG. GIANT. HEE-OOOOOOGE.)
Moon
...Heh. Here you go.
(Gunth gently sets Jeanne down.)
...It's alright, shhh... We— we did it. You did it, and— and we'll get you to your Aunt as soon as we can, yes...?
(Gently holds Peter, rubbing his back.)
(From Mob and Archer's observation, Earth is MONDO FAR AWAY, like regular moon distance, and it still looks pretty fucked, and—)
<...Hm. Well done, you actually managed to defeat her. Color me pleasantly surprised.>
(AAAAAA GIANT PSYCHICALLY-COMMUNICATING CLAUDIA CUPPING THE MOON IN HER HUGE HANDS)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019... Yeah.. yeah... thanks, Park... couldn't have... yeah... thanks...
-Winces at the psychic communication, this is new-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Moon
<Don't go and do something stupid because you're frightened, I'm more than sure you're all too weak to afford having that happen.>
(She stoops down closer to the moon's surface.)
<Now that I've finished holding her off for you, my next task will be to fix this mess. Soraya's demonic reign had wiped out most of the Earth's population, and as it stands, the planet will not be able to recover on its own... So, I have to put things back as they were, quite literally. I am going to turn back time, back before she came into power.>
Diner
...Y-yeah, uh—... good idea. So, like— What's your name, man?
(There's an odd noise coming from outside the diner... Is that... musical cues...?!)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

They'll be fine.
........................
-He glances back at the moon several times-
...........I'm sure they'll be fine. My student is there with them, after all.
edited 2nd Feb '17 4:46:00 PM by MacDuffy