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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196626: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:44:36 PM

-Mob pauses at being surrounded by UBW, calming down enough to take a moment and think-

Wh-What...?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196627: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:44:58 PM

UBW WRESTLING CRATER SHOWDOWN: VERSUS SORAYA MONTENEGRO

   (The figure is beaned! And kicked! And enveloped in Unlimited Blade Works (and planted in the middle of a wrestling ring therein), thus revealing itself to be—)   

   ...You think all this stupid tricks gives you any chance?   

   (The Demon Queen herself. Soraya Montenegro stands before them, smug despite it all.)   

   You dirty little peasants.   

   With a wicked cackle, she breaks the tarantula jar on the ground and takes flight, trying to pluck a handful of swords out of the air with her free hand before they can skewer her. She certainly can't get them all, though, not with those scissors in the other hand.)   

(The giant tarantula leaps from the broken jar and pounces Park, knocking him back into Spidey.)


OUTTA THE ALLEY

(Aha! The motel is just across the street, the increasingly large and glowing figure of the Handichrist now visible right behind it. She's at least the size of a skyscraper and is still keeping a hold on the moon.)

...Whoaaaaa, shit dude!

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196629: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:49:03 PM

-Demotte goes to plunge the cross into her uterus-

MONSTER! I SAY TO YOU-

LE ROI!

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196630: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:49:33 PM

(smirks, maintaining a fair amount of fire from whatever direction he can to keep her occupied)

("This thing's just getting in the way.")

(jumps out of the ring and back onto the ground of his own Reality Marble, pulling out a red spear from the ground)

(then, taking aim, he prepares to wind it up, all while the swords continue to assail Soraya)

edited 1st Feb '17 7:50:18 PM by foxmccloud4387

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196631: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:51:05 PM

Without skipping a beat, Savannah flip-kicks the rebounding baseball, back at her.

music cues going nuts

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#196632: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:52:34 PM

..............

-He looks around from where he's standing-

Well! Okay! Any other motels?

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196633: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:53:08 PM

-oh god this is actually a lot of chaos where the hell can you pitch in mob-

-he expected to be a lot more mad about this but he's a bit more worried about friendly fire-

-uhhh... alright mob how about...-

-GIANT TARANTULA-

-TAKE THAT-

-AND THROW IT OVER THERE-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#196634: Feb 1st 2017 at 7:54:36 PM

UBW Wrestling Ring

(uses the wrestling ring ropes as a catapult and attempts to launch himself at Soraya's head. If this works, Planetman attempts to wrap his legs around Soraya's head and freeze it in the process.)

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196635: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:05:24 PM

-immediately opens fire on Soraya-

-the gun goes click-

...

I don't bring bullets around with me.

-tosses the gun aside-

Why would I?

-catches sight of something in the ground, walking towards it-

It's not every day a woman finds herself in the midst of a fucking war zone.

-wrenches the blade out of the ground-

Well, I've just about bloody well HAD it.

-the sword glows in her hand-

-its obsidian blades rev up like a chainsaw, making a fierce grinding sound-

Do yer fecking worst, y' absolut wagon!

-Orion rushes for Soraya, her face twisted into an enraged snarl-

edited 1st Feb '17 8:05:44 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196636: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:08:58 PM

CLUSTERFUCK MAYHEM ARMAGEDDON SHOWDOWN

Gahhhhh...!

(KAPLUCK! Mobbu rips the tarantula off right before it can sink its fangs into Park's juicy neck.)

   (Soraya latches her thick, voluptuous demon legs around the cross and straddles it, just barely Matrix-dodging Planetman's attack, but taking several swords and Sav's SPORTS MISSILE in the process.)   

   Gahhh—! ¡MUERA, INSOLENTES!   

   (She hisses and throws her great scissors in a boomerang arc, intending to hit Archer, Mob and Demotte in the same throw, and with her handful of pilfered swords, thrusts several of them at Planetman and Spidey.)   

   (...In her madwoman's rage, she neglects to see Orion and is gouged in the thigh by the fucking mayan chainsword and screams in agony.)   

   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIITCH—!   


Apocalyptic Streets

Uhhhhhhh... Nnnnno...?

(Scratches his head, trying not to look at Claudia as she penetrates the ionosphere.)

...I mean... Maybe... Maybe the diner...?

edited 1st Feb '17 8:12:03 PM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196637: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:12:46 PM

-Goes to swing the cross over its head and into the ground along with it's upper body, trying to matrix-dodge the attack in a fluid motion-

LA LOI!

edited 1st Feb '17 8:15:37 PM by eldritchseer

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196639: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:14:09 PM

Heyyyyup!

-Spidey jumps up into the air, twisting and angling his spin to avoid the swords flying his direction-

-They narrowly miss, except the last, which nicks him across the chest-

Ough!

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196640: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:14:18 PM

Eh—

-WHAKONK-

-Mob's fails entirely to dodge it-

-He's way too on edge to not have his barrier raised, though, so THAT BLOCKS IT AS BEST AS HE CAN-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196641: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:15:06 PM

Soaring Spear that Strikes with Death—

(the tip of the spear glows red as he winds it up)

Gae Bolg!

(with a powerful throw, Archer tosses his spear right at Soraya)

(though restrained to an Anti-Unit form to prevent friendly fire, it's still gonna hurt like a bitch if it hits)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196643: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:19:36 PM

-laughs, crazed with bloodlust-

Ohhhhh, I been called a hell of a lot worse than that, love!

-twists the blade in the wound before wrenching it out-

-and swings it overhead at Soraya-

-her form is utterly uncoordinated - she's never held a sword before in her life - yet she fights with a rage that lends her impossible strength-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#196644: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:25:27 PM

UBW Wrestling Ring

(Planetman lands in the ring, and catches one of the swords tossed at him. As it turns out, that sword is the Sword of Atilla, better known as the Sword of the War God)

How fitting.

(He uses the sword to bat away the other swords heading his way. Planetman absorbs the sword and he gets arm blades as a result.) Hell's Merry-Go-Round! (does a somersault with the arm blades extended out.)

edited 1st Feb '17 8:33:58 PM by josh6243

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196645: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:32:24 PM

SORAYA MUST SOR-DIE-A

   (Demotte's cross-slam is a success! The beastly woman hits the ground hard, shrieking in pain as she takes Gae Bolg and the Mayan Chainsaw Massacre simultaneously in the abdomen, black blood pouring from her wounds... and a baseball to the female no-no place... aaaaand a Hell's Merry-Go-Round to the armpit.)   

   .........   

   (In that instant, Soraya becomes enveloped in crimson flame. Her eyes glow bright white. Her jaw unhinges. Horrible sounds come out, not even Spanish, barely even words, just shrieks and hisses in the ineloquent language of hatred. Her wings ignite, her flesh sizzles, gouts of plasma form all around her, brimstone is conjured from beneath.)   

   (With a mighty roar, she lets loose with an explosive volley of flame, brimstone and plasma, hurling white-hot heat at everyone in the immediate vicinity.)   


Diner

(Charlie ambles in, already sniffing around for something to munch upon.)

(Oddly quiet in here, especially with the waiter gone...)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#196646: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:33:55 PM

....

-Ahh....peace-

-He takes a seat, looking between the hunting Charlie and the Moon and Giant Woman outside-

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196647: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:35:16 PM

Tch...!

(makes an upward gesture, causing a veritable wall of criss-crossed swords to erupt between the white-hot heat and as many people as he can shield this way)

(will it hold, is the question...?)

edited 1st Feb '17 8:35:38 PM by foxmccloud4387

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196648: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:35:39 PM

"...?! W-what the-?!"

BEEF BABY SHIELD GO

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196649: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:36:50 PM

-Is willing to let God Jesus melt for this one last grab at glory-

AND...

LA LIBERTE!!!

-Goes to smash her into the ground again and again, even if this means God Jesus is ruined-

edited 1st Feb '17 8:37:07 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196650: Feb 1st 2017 at 8:43:14 PM

-is blown back, shrouded in flame-

-lands hard on the ground, rolling and stopping only when she hits something-

... -rises mechanically, swaying slightly from the strain of standing up-

-she is covered in raw, bloody burns-

-her right arm hangs limply by her side, the sword blown away-

-her mechanical arm fumbles behind her, grasping blindly onto the sword she hit-

-sword is a misnomer-

-that thing is huge-

-Orion forces herself forward towards Soraya, dragging the stone axe-sword behind her-

edited 1st Feb '17 8:45:23 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

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