Shit Goes Awry on the Journey to the Moon
(Direct hit, Jeanne! One of David's arms gets blown clean off at the shoulder. However, David pulls a move not unlike Smalls much earlier and sprouts demonic tendrils from the severed arm, wrapping them around Mob's torso as he gets face-grabbed hard.)
(Incidentally [bcuz I suck cox and miss posts], Jeanne can see GodJesus from here, still sitting at the edge of the impoundment lot, battered, but not broken.)
Hey, uh, settle down, m'kay?
YOU—!
(Gabriella screams in rage, tears streaming down her face, and kickflips off of Planetman, hurtling towards the false David with both swords she acquired at Morshu's shop drawn.)
…
(Gunth looks down towards Zack's corpse, silent and with the faintest trace of sadness visible on his face.)
(Spidey, Planetman and co. near the moon's surface and begin to feel the pull of its gravity, Y'ALL BEST PREPARE FOR LANDING)
Alleyway
…?! Gahhh—!
(The weedman flinches and cowers, before looking up to see Reigen.)
...U-uhhhh... Hola...? Y-you're not gonna, like— turn me into the satanic moon police or something, are you...?
(He sniffles, weed-scented tears fresh on his dingy cheeks.)
With Sav
(It's a fucking shitshow, isn't it, kiddo? How could shit get any weirde—?)
Hey! Savannah! Don't give up!
(At once, she hears a Scandinavian voice directly behind her.)
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-Jeanne flees to God Jesus, trying to hop in and then fly back to whack David with the cross and send him flying Team Rocket style-
Hngh...!
-Mob's emotions didn't let him see that coming... But he raises a barrier wrapped against his body to try and stop the tendrils from crushing him-
I don't think you're in any place to talk... What you did was unforgivable, and I need you to stay out of the way.
-His Mob senses are definitely tingling with the two coming up from below-
-He tries to just hold David down with telekinesis so the two can get a good whack at him-
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M'kay? Yeah, uh, I'll—
(KA—THWACK, GodJesus' cross wallops David and sends him flying... Right into Gabriella's swords, whereupon he is impaled.)
(Is fucking piss-furious and starts kicking the shit out of him as they plummet, paying little heed to the fact that she's gonna fall and hit the ground.)
Sav
(A very sporting fellow
stands before her, a juicy-looking apple in his hand.)
Here, take this Sports Candy!
(With a mighty, musically-synchronized backflip, he tosses the apple right to her.)
[I know you can do it, Savannah, I believe in you! You can help them defeat Soraya and save the day, because you're a superhero!
Moon Surface
(It's hard to make out heads or tails of this place, Planetman, so cratery and populated by strange, singing beings.
)
(Aside from the aforementioned beings, Archer, the single largest source of mana is a good bit over the horizon, nestled in a deep crater.)
Alleyway
...I-I'm Charlie, Charlie Campbells, and—... I—I haven't seen 'em in forever, man! This— the whole world-ending thing, it happened to me before, a-and all my fuckin' friends disappeared and shit, and then I got stuck here, and now it's happening again, I-I don't know what to do...!
(In a fit of emotion, Charlie embraces Reigen and begins sobbing into his chest.)
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-well then-
-He awkwardly pats him on the back as he sobs into him-
....Uh...There, there?
...Don't be scared. I happen to have a very competent team on the job of handling that demon as we speak. Give them a little while, and I'm sure they can-
-He peeks out the alleyway at the Sorayamoon-
....Oh....That is much closer than I remember, oh dear.
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-Spidey makes a similar landing, setting Orion on her feet-
Come on, we're almost to the finish line.
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What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Alleyway
(A shivering, weeping, bearded stoner in slovenly attire despairs in the heap.)
...O-oh Jesus, Jesus Christ, again... K-Karkat... Kevin... Mr. Touchdown, weird kid I forgot his name, a-anyone, make it fuckin' stoooooop...
Elsewhere
(A look of actual horror manifests on Gabriella's face.)
D-DAVID, YOU—!
(THUD. He kickflips off the barrier, but swoops back towards Mob like some satanic Peter Pan shit.)
Hey, Gab, settle down. Yeah, uh? The other David? Killed him in that club. It's, uh, me now, and I'm going to kill you? Yeah.
(THINK FAST MOBBU HE'S COMING BACK FOR YA)
(pretend the jojo arrow is here, I'm doing this from my phone and have to sleep now)
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