-Out the window, the "good doctor" up over his shoulder as he leaps and shoots a web to swing off, followed by another and then another-
-Must find hospital-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Ganon: Defeated!
(Gab has been grazed by some skulls, but doesn't look in terrible shape.)
...Did we–?
WELL DONE, b—itch—es! Ganon is once again imprisoned. CUM.
(THAT CREEPY BASTARD IS INVITING YOU ONTO THE CARPET AGAIN)
The Villa Evil
(Park takes it, holding onto it tightly.)
...I... suppose there's no one else to be dealt with here, then?
Yeah, uh, no? I killed him, so.
hey, ahhh, if either of you give a shit I'm pretty sure I broke something...
(Adam is still trying and failing to free himself from the webbing.)
(Ween is making inhuman screeches of pain on the ground.)
Outside the Villa Evil
(It's a couple blocks down, Spidey, ought not be a problem t—)
(...Oh God. Jajvert is right in your path, crossing the street. Will you risk him noticing you?)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Any longer waiting and this guy could die of internal bleeding or whatever people shot by bullets die of-
-You're sixteen, you don't know this stuff-
-Gotta risk it-
-He jumps out into the open, webswinging as fast as he can-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?A New, Free Koradai
(Gwonam floats 'em up hiiiiigh into the air, giving them a good vista of the badly-rendered island.)
Look! Already Koradai is returning to harmony. The BIRDS are singing!
(where the fuck did that little bird come from)
Isn't it BEAUTIFUL.
GOLLY!
(the fuckin' dumb ghost of Link floats up next to the carpet)
…
(Gabriella REALLY looks like she wants this to be over with.)
Spidey in Da Streets
(Spider-Man quite nearly manages it, but—)
(WHUMP! He manages to bowl Chief Jajvert over, but not hard enough to knock him out. He stares up at this mysterious webslinger, eyes narrowing as Spidey swoops into the hospital window.)
The Villa Evil
Yes... Erm... Where—... Should we wait for Peter...?
(Looks uncertainly toward the window, clutching the Mentally Special Blood Puzzle to him tightly.)
...anyone going to scrape me off the ground, or...? fuckers...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Dai with Ganon
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—!!
(The battered, exasperated Ganon slow-motion Matrix dodges The Enclosed Instruction Book...!)
(BAP BAP BAP BAP)
(But takes Demotte's furious burger shots right in the mouth and ends up falling backward onto the maligned book, WHICH BEGINS TO SUCK HIM UP)
NNNOOOOOOOOO! NOT INTO THE Enclosed Instruction Book! IT BURRRRRRNNNSSSSSSS—!
(SHHHOOOOOOOOOP. Ganon is trapped in its pages, rrriiiight in the middle, next to an illustration of a corpulent Mario and a vaguely homosexual Luigi, who subsequently begin beating him up.)
Hey, you! Get offa my BOOK.
FAHK you! GATTA HELL!
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF M—
(thump. Yyyyyyeh he's trapped.)
The Villa Evil
(Window right down that hall, Spidey, HOP TO IT!)
...Oh, uh, no? I don't take naps.
...I could, erm... hold it, if you need me to.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019