The Villa Evil
...Heheheh...
(Just looks amused, more than anything else.)
...Well...? Go on, then, ask... I don't have all day...
(...AH! It seems, Archer, the artifact is actually... the Mentally Special People Puzzle!
◊ Wow. Fancy that.)
Ganon's Lair
...Hrrrmmm...
(Ganon seems to... seriously consider Savannah's proposition.)
Join me, cunts—, and I will make your faces the GRRRRREATEST in Koradai —and— Hyrule, or else you will DA—
(PEW! WHOP! Ganon is bitchslapped right in the face by a big, white-hot, greasy double cheeseburger and knocked backward, clearly not expecting that in the slightest.)
...Augh! YOU DARE BRING DINNER TO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST DAI—!!
(Ganon starts shooting fucking lightning from his hands, Palpatine-style, trying to aim the wild spray at everyone in the immediate vicinity.)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Orion, he's gonna— hold on!
-Presses his wrists together, then stretches out a thin, flat length of webbing, a makeshift bandage seal, stepping over to Dr Evil-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Drops the webbandage and puts them up-
Whoa, whoawhoawhoa! Whoa! I'm on your side!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?FIGHTIN GANON
(DOOF! Ganon gets planet-pelted right in the abdomen, but not quite impaled. Seems this old hog is a good bit tougher than he looks. He also ends up eating (a few times literally) Demotte's Dinner Blasts, which seem to make him p queasy.)
(Gunth and Gab get to work on hurling BOMBS at 'im.)
(Mobbu's barrier and the weapons-pile seem to be working decently as a shelter from the lightning, but he quickly changes tactics and starts to shoot it at the ground near where folk are standing.)
Dai.
The Villa Evil
(It's definitely got some kinda spooky power, but as far as Archer can tell, it isn't immediately dangerous. Really, if anything, it seems like it's intended to be used as an energy source of some sort.)
(Dr. Evil still looks as smug as ever.)
Are you too blind to see...? My Dark Mistress inhabits the moon, far beyond the reach of this miniscule planet and the decrepit worms that inhabit it... Even if, somehow, you are able to get your hands on the rest of the artifacts, her power is so immense, you haven't a snowball's chance in hell, for the only two beings capable of opposing her are long dead... Ehehehehehehhh, she made quite sure of it...
(Breen makes small, sad groans of pain on the ground, curled up in the fetal position.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Ah! I'll get you out of there soon, Mas—
-OH NO MORE LIGHTNING-
-Mob can't cover everyone while they're attacking...-
-For now he skitters back and drops the Big Cover Barrier, opting to lift The Inventory up enough so Reigen can actually crawl out-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanPeter told me! He was all "Oh, Spider-Man, thank god, you need to go save Orion before those nasty guys kill her" and I sorta guessed that was you so... here I am!
-Starts pointing to Archer, doing that noddy-head "that's a good point, listen to him" gesture-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

I will tell you who I am, Ga-non!
I am Belgian!
-Blasts with Dinner Blaster-