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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196301: Jan 12th 2017 at 6:57:59 PM

Shop

(Inside the modest little shop awaits the shopkeep, who—... Hm. Okay...)

Lamp-oil, rope, bombs. You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!

(All kindsa weapons and shit line the shelves.)


The Villa Evil

   (GSSSSHHHK—! Right into Skaedra Bloodflux's head, just barely stopping her from thrusting the blade through the prosthetic and into Orion's skull... But even as it sits deep in her eyesocket, the awful sorceress doesn't go down. She cackles fiendishly and raises a hand, levitating the blood from her wound up and into the air and forming it into nasty little scab-darts that shoot right for Archer.)   

   (Toshiro Overly-Long-Name Il-Sung is not as lucky and lets out a pained scream as the arrow punctures his spine, losing his grip on the sword and collapsing forward, pinning Park under him.)   

Ghhh–!

(Peter just barely manages to shake the spiders, and— Look, around the corner! The Men's Room.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196302: Jan 12th 2017 at 6:59:32 PM

"... Buddy. We don't have gemstones."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196303: Jan 12th 2017 at 6:59:58 PM

...Master I don't think we can follow through on this. If we um... don't even have uh... the money to save the world with... or something.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#196304: Jan 12th 2017 at 7:01:52 PM

Not enough money? Mob, Garbage, have you two so quickly forgotten our spoils from our last job?

-He approaches Morshu, tipping his sombrero-

Excuse me, do you accept pesos?

edited 12th Jan '17 7:02:32 PM by MacDuffy

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196305: Jan 12th 2017 at 7:10:14 PM

Morshu's Shop

…!!

(Morshu runs up to Reigen and... starts sniffing his pocket-area expectantly.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#196306: Jan 12th 2017 at 7:15:39 PM

.....

-His pockets reek, Morshu-

-Reek of Aztec Gold-

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196307: Jan 12th 2017 at 7:35:19 PM

Morshu's Shoppe

MMMMMMMMM.

(His eyes turn to dollar signs.)

It's yours, my friend!

(Greedily holds out his fat hands to get THE MONE.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196308: Jan 12th 2017 at 7:40:40 PM

(limbos rrrrrrright under the blood darts)

(quickly dismissing his bow, he summons his twin swords into his hands, kicking off towards the Orion doppelganger with a charging X-slash)

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196309: Jan 12th 2017 at 7:44:16 PM

...

-sweat-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196310: Jan 12th 2017 at 9:43:19 PM

-Begins inspecting the shop for goodies-

Hm... what a neat little bazaar!

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196311: Jan 12th 2017 at 9:55:26 PM

-takes the opportunity to kick Skaedra towards Archer-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196312: Jan 12th 2017 at 10:10:12 PM

-Peter pushes through the door and skids to a stop on the tiles, tossing his backpack on the ground and pacing for a moment-

Okay... okay... game face, Peter. Game face.

-He pulls off his glasses, able to see just fine without them given that the lenses were fake, and then unzipped the bag, pulling out its contents as he quickly undressed-

-His record for changing was 93 seconds. He would probably fall a bit short given the stress of the situation-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#196313: Jan 12th 2017 at 10:27:28 PM

Fan-TASTIC!

-Gives Morshu sum MEXICAN MONES-

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196315: Jan 13th 2017 at 7:31:06 AM

The Villa Evil

   (KSSSSHHHHHK—! Skaedra's arms and most of her shoulder and a sizable flap of her neck are severed in the mighty slash. Skaedra HOWLS in pain... But then conjures up two phantasmal arms made of her own blood, and grins in perverse glee as she tries to wrest one of Archer's swords from him.)   

   Come now, Ganjiang, is this any way to treat YOUR SISTER?   

   (Dr. Evil, though fading fast, still smiles his wicked smile at Orion.)   

   ...Can't you see, Artemis...? Your fortuitous rolls have made Skaedra stronger than you could imagine... Are you proud of yourself...?   

(Breen kicks about and makes pissed-off choking noises as Beelzegrub Iscariot tightens the proboscis noose.)

   (Hurry, Peter, hurry! There's skittering noises coming from just outside your stall...)   


Shoppin' w/Morshu (MMMMMM)

I'm— richer!

(Gleefully counts the money, just entranced by it.)

(Lessee, lamp oil... rope... bombs... buncha swords... some kinda manual or something... dinky little wand that looks like a children's toy... Oho? What's this, Demotte...?)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196316: Jan 13th 2017 at 7:37:39 AM

"... -BOMBS- ... -also the manual to learn how to use bombs- Ehehehhee..."

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196317: Jan 13th 2017 at 7:38:02 AM

-Just grabs the blaster-

-And the Mario, which will keep her entertained during the cold nights-

Right! Very good, I have all that I need!

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196318: Jan 13th 2017 at 7:41:38 AM

WHOOP demotte you gotta fight over mario now

"Oi, fuckoff!"

edited 13th Jan '17 7:41:49 AM by Trip

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196319: Jan 13th 2017 at 8:06:01 AM

Nnh—!

(Archer kicks back, pulling his sword away from Skaedra's grasp and making a little bit of distance)

Divine skill, flawless and firm...

(mid-jump, he throws both of his blades at Skaedra's legs, intent on dismembering them all the same)

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#196320: Jan 13th 2017 at 12:00:58 PM

-Is wondering if anyone else thinks it's suspicious and weird that this man just sells bombs to strangers and whether he should be arresting his teammates-

...Do you have a license for this stuff?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196321: Jan 13th 2017 at 12:18:42 PM

You talk too much.

Besides—

-fires twice at Beelzegrub-

I don't play fair.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196322: Jan 13th 2017 at 1:21:55 PM

...Master... Do we really have to follow up on this...?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196323: Jan 13th 2017 at 3:11:54 PM

-Peter is in terrible danger!-

-Or he would be, if he were around at the moment-

-Because he is nowhere in sight-

-The stall door flies off its hinges, and a lean figure in bright red and blue spandex launches himself across the restroom to squat on the opposite wall, holding out his hands and pressing with his middle two digits to shoot streams of sticky webbing at the skittering creatures-

Iiiiit's showtime!

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196324: Jan 13th 2017 at 6:16:31 PM

Morshu's Shop

(Having been paid, Morshu has no objections to the youths rifling through his STUFF! He turns to Zack, looking blank a moment before getting a sheepish smile.)

MMMMMM... sure.


The Villa Evil

   (Another good cut, he manages to sever both legs. Skaedra compensates by shooting jets of pressurized blood from her stumps before she can hit the ground and hovering towards Archer, but her face begins to go waxen pale, and her blood "arms" shrink back to compensate for it all.)   

   Ghhhhhhhrkkk–! Diiiiiiieeeeeeee...   

   (Beelzegrub screams and drops Breen REALLY hard on the floor with a huge thud, swooping down to try and ram Orion with its nasty bug head.)   

   (THWAP THWAP THWAP! This spidery man encases the confused little arachnids in his web, and they writhe in impotent rage.)   

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196325: Jan 13th 2017 at 6:21:05 PM

-He doesn't look back, already powering out of the restroom and back towards the action, firing more webs ahead of himself and yanking himself through the hallway at high speed to arrive at the scene of the fight, skidding to a stop hugging close to the ground in a weird, spider-like posture-

Alright, Dr Evil, I hope you're ready for a TPK courtesy of your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man!

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

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