-Peter rolls a... 3-
Damn, uh... full damage...
-He looks to Orion, then to Dr Evil-
Yeah, uh, we were kinda hoping once we were done, you could tell us a thing or two about this woman. You know, the one in the sky who shoots death beams down on people, that lady.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?The Villa Evil
...Oh? Why, if you wanted to know who Soraya Montenegro was, you could have easily asked anyone here in Trottelville. Your friend seems to be a good deal more honest, so how about you tell me why you're really here.
.........
(Breen shoots a look back and forth between Orion and Peter that says "ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?!?!?")
…
(Park tries to think of something to say, but is clearly so freaked out that he's having a tough time of it.)
(David looks very amused.)
CD-i Time
There is no time, your sword is enough. CUM.
(Gwonam scoots over on his magic carpet and... is being kinda creepy about it...
)
edited 11th Jan '17 5:49:27 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Peter goes tense, staring right at Orion-
-Please no no no no no-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?The Villa Evil
…
(Dr. Evil slowly begins to chuckle.)
And you think I can pluck her from the sky for you? Heheheheh... Fools. You will surely perish here.
(Breen is sloooooowly scooting his chair away from the table.)
CD-i Realm
no. You must CUM. SQUADALLAH!
(Gwonam makes a DARING SWOOSH on his carpet and scoops up Mob, Reigen and whoever else didn't board, beginning to take off into the badly-rendered sky.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Orion, n—!!!
-Doesn't get a chance before the shots are fired and the table is flipped, landing hard on his shoulder and elbow, before rolling onto his front and scurrying for the room's exit-
-Needs to get clear, get where people can't see him-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?The Villa Evil
(BANG)
(Dr. Evil is hit riiiiight in the abdomen and staggers back, gasping faintly. Orion's tableflip manages to floor him entirely, and he doesn't get back up.)
Gahhh—!
(FASTER-SCOOTING)
(...However. The bastard's smiling, almost warmly, looking pretty smug as his blood begins to spill on the pentagram-covered floor... And then the pentagrams begin to glow.)
(Archer can detect five hostile presences, all very demonic, appearing right in the room.)
(A scantily-clad woman in black with a huge dagger and an uncanny similarity to Orion is now right behind Orion, grinning wickedly and readying to thrust the weapon into her quarry's skull.)
(Peter manages to slip out before his own evil doppelganger, clad in a gothic parody of a Victorian nobleman's waistcoat and pantaloons, appears. With a swish of his arm, he summons forth an army of terrible little black spiders, which disperse and search frantically for him.)
(Some nasty, giant demon-grub swoops in and grabs Breen by the throat with its proboscis, holding him tightly as he screams and struggles.)
(A dreadful werebug shogun grabs Park from behind and presses the silvery blade of his great katana to his throat, drawing a small trickle of blood.)
(And some dapper Dan with skull makeup and glowing eyes
◊ appears right beside David, sizing him up with a small smile.)
(...uh-oh.)
(Funnily enough, though, he doesn't seem to get a doppelganger of his own.)
CD-i Realm
You need STUFF to defeat Ganon.
(Gwonam swoops down to the front of a quaint little store and parks his carpet in the doorway.)
HURRY. Go, with many blessings!
edited 12th Jan '17 7:56:40 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Peter is still running, not daring to look back to see his doppelganger, skidding around the corner and looking for somewhere to shut himself up in, backpack in hand-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

"Christ, we got a leper retard."