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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196276: Jan 11th 2017 at 11:39:37 AM

"Christ, we got a leper retard."

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196277: Jan 11th 2017 at 12:26:52 PM

-Peter rolls a... 3-

Damn, uh... full damage...

-He looks to Orion, then to Dr Evil-

Yeah, uh, we were kinda hoping once we were done, you could tell us a thing or two about this woman. You know, the one in the sky who shoots death beams down on people, that lady.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#196278: Jan 11th 2017 at 12:54:15 PM

Go here, kill this guy. Got it. -Clearly wants to be away from this melted-faced mockery of a human as soon a spossible-

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196279: Jan 11th 2017 at 5:46:50 PM

The Villa Evil

   ...Oh? Why, if you wanted to know who Soraya Montenegro was, you could have easily asked anyone here in Trottelville. Your friend seems to be a good deal more honest, so how about you tell me why you're really here.   

.........

(Breen shoots a look back and forth between Orion and Peter that says "ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?!?!?")

(Park tries to think of something to say, but is clearly so freaked out that he's having a tough time of it.)

(David looks very amused.)


CD-i Time

There is no time, your sword is enough. CUM.

(Gwonam scoots over on his magic carpet and... is being kinda creepy about it...)

edited 11th Jan '17 5:49:27 PM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196280: Jan 11th 2017 at 5:53:03 PM

-leans forward, her expression severe-

We're here for the head of Soraya Montenegro.

-levels her pistol at Dr. Evil, under the table-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196281: Jan 11th 2017 at 6:13:58 PM

-Peter goes tense, staring right at Orion-

-Please no no no no no-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196282: Jan 11th 2017 at 6:32:08 PM

"... -summons a Garbage Rape Whistle, before hopping right up- Right then."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196283: Jan 11th 2017 at 6:36:47 PM

Master we can stay behind, right?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196284: Jan 11th 2017 at 7:37:15 PM

-Hops on-

Come on, mon amisse, take us to this 'Ga-non'!

edited 11th Jan '17 7:37:34 PM by eldritchseer

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196285: Jan 11th 2017 at 7:37:39 PM

...

(lounges back in his chair, looking at Orion and then Dr. Evil)

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#196286: Jan 11th 2017 at 8:09:46 PM

Inside CD-I

(Seeing as he has no choice, Planetman boards the carpet. He looks at Demoette.)

(@Demoette) Nice skills. Do you mind I made a once-in-a-lifetime offer?

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196288: Jan 11th 2017 at 8:49:12 PM

The Villa Evil

     

   (Dr. Evil slowly begins to chuckle.)   

   And you think I can pluck her from the sky for you? Heheheheh... Fools. You will surely perish here.   

(Breen is sloooooowly scooting his chair away from the table.)


CD-i Realm

no. You must CUM. SQUADALLAH!

(Gwonam makes a DARING SWOOSH on his carpet and scoops up Mob, Reigen and whoever else didn't board, beginning to take off into the badly-rendered sky.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196289: Jan 11th 2017 at 8:52:50 PM

Right.

-pulls the trigger twice and overturns the table onto its side-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196290: Jan 11th 2017 at 8:57:29 PM

Orion, n—!!!

-Doesn't get a chance before the shots are fired and the table is flipped, landing hard on his shoulder and elbow, before rolling onto his front and scurrying for the room's exit-

-Needs to get clear, get where people can't see him-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196291: Jan 11th 2017 at 9:26:44 PM

Aaaaaaaah!

-STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196292: Jan 11th 2017 at 9:33:44 PM

Hurry, quickly, move, mon amisse!

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196293: Jan 11th 2017 at 9:40:28 PM

...Hmph.

(rises from his chair, taking a swift backstep to dodge the table's fall)

(then, in the split-second that he has, scans the area for New Hostilities That Orion's Actions Have Created)

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196294: Jan 12th 2017 at 7:56:05 AM

The Villa Evil

(BANG)

   (Dr. Evil is hit riiiiight in the abdomen and staggers back, gasping faintly. Orion's tableflip manages to floor him entirely, and he doesn't get back up.)   

Gahhh—!

(FASTER-SCOOTING)

   (...However. The bastard's smiling, almost warmly, looking pretty smug as his blood begins to spill on the pentagram-covered floor... And then the pentagrams begin to glow.)   

(Archer can detect five hostile presences, all very demonic, appearing right in the room.)

   (A scantily-clad woman in black with a huge dagger and an uncanny similarity to Orion is now right behind Orion, grinning wickedly and readying to thrust the weapon into her quarry's skull.)   

   (Peter manages to slip out before his own evil doppelganger, clad in a gothic parody of a Victorian nobleman's waistcoat and pantaloons, appears. With a swish of his arm, he summons forth an army of terrible little black spiders, which disperse and search frantically for him.)   

   (Some nasty, giant demon-grub swoops in and grabs Breen by the throat with its proboscis, holding him tightly as he screams and struggles.)   

   (A dreadful werebug shogun grabs Park from behind and presses the silvery blade of his great katana to his throat, drawing a small trickle of blood.)   

   (And some dapper Dan with skull makeup and glowing eyes appears right beside David, sizing him up with a small smile.)   

(...uh-oh.)

(Funnily enough, though, he doesn't seem to get a doppelganger of his own.)


CD-i Realm

You need STUFF to defeat Ganon.

(Gwonam swoops down to the front of a quaint little store and parks his carpet in the doorway.)

HURRY. Go, with many blessings!

edited 12th Jan '17 7:56:40 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196296: Jan 12th 2017 at 8:14:08 AM

(allows himself a small smirk as he summons his longbow into his hand, his hunch having paid off)

(he nocks and looses two arrows - one aimed for the head of Orion's doppelganger, one aimed for the spine of Park's)

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196297: Jan 12th 2017 at 8:22:51 AM

-spins around, holding up her mechanical arm as an impromptu shield against the knife thrust-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196298: Jan 12th 2017 at 9:49:44 AM

...

-if it gets him off this creepy magic carpet ride-

-Mob hops off and just goes inside-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196299: Jan 12th 2017 at 2:53:11 PM

-Peter is still running, not daring to look back to see his doppelganger, skidding around the corner and looking for somewhere to shut himself up in, backpack in hand-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#196300: Jan 12th 2017 at 5:06:57 PM

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

-AAAAAAAAA oh hey a shop-

.....

...Well, Mob, we've gone from murderers to world saviors. Might as well follow through.


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