The Villa Evil
...Reroll, if you would. The Warlock also rolled a 20, but I will allow you to go first, Artemis.
(Breen nervously peers over at Archer for reassurance, just fuckin' sweating bullets by now.)
The CD-i Zone
(Writhes to life in Demotte's arms, grinning dementedly up at her.)
WOW! I'm— dEAD!
(Makes a comical ACK and keels over in her arms like the fuckin' cartoon character he is.)
(The robed guy replies, in a weird voice not his own:)
YOU'VE KILLED ME!
(And he... dissolves, into a puddle of goop.)
Good.
…
(Also makes an ACK and keels over. wow RIP)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Peter meekly retrieves his dice, slipping something up his sleeve as he does so-
-He rolls again, scoring a... 13-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?CD-i
(You killed 'em, guys, you fell on all those weird fucko— SHIT SOMEONE'S COMING, there's a weird whoosh and—!)
Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have sei— WhAht— the —fAHk.
(A bearded, kinda orangy-skinned old man with a turban is looking upon the party in shock and horror from atop the perch of his magic carpet.)
Your Majesty. Link! Zelda. As it is written, YOU'VE KILLED— the hero es of Koradai!
...Heh! Oops.
…
(Turns to look at Planetman, the slightest hint of bewilderment clouding her otherwise stoic expression.)
Villa Evil
...R-right, alright... I, ah... guess then that Beelzegrub Iscariot's blood poisoning wasn't enough to—... alright...
(Fearfully and unenthusiastically rolls the die Archer slipped him.)
The knife lodges itself in The Warlock's forehead for—
(Quickly rolls.)
—16 damage. Some fiendish and dark power keeps him alive yet, and his mouth, lit ever so slightly enough to be seen, begins to grin widely. "Fools." He states, as a confident fact rather than a taunt. "I knew you would come, to my own domain, to kill me and claim your reward. Yet my powers reach far beyond your imaginations, for they are not my own, but those of my Dark Master. Spill my blood if you must, but know that you will all surely perish here." With a flick of his wrist, he sends an immense gout of hellfire shooting towards the Baron. You may attempt a Nimbleness save to halve the damage.
...Erm... Toshiro deploys his—... pentagram shield in front of the Baron... This would also halve it, yes...?
...You may attempt the Nimbleness save to bring the damage down to a quarter.
edited 11th Jan '17 7:47:43 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019CD-i
(Gwonam swooshes his hand and begins to elaborate, gesticulating stiffly.)
ENOUGH. It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon. You KILLED Link. As it is written, now only— you can defeat Ganon. You must conquer— Ganon and his minions or else Koradai will DAI.
The Villa Evil
...This is the final battle, Artemis. All things considered, you and your party have advanced quickly. Did you not come here to RPG...?
(Puts another piece of the Mentally Special Person puzzle down, sternly adjusting his weird mask.)
edited 11th Jan '17 10:00:20 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

"... -groans-"