Uh...
-Looks to Orion, sensing her change in tone, getting the sinking feeling that something is about to go down-
I return inside to the rest of the party.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Villa Evil
As the man's blood spills from his throat, Skaedra tramps out of the disgusting tavern, immediately catching sight of the blood-red flames in the distance. Something about that towering pillar of crimson light draws you towards it, something in you knows that this is where the Warlock lies.
Emoye, looking at this robed figure, cannot discern who they are, but gets a vague sense of ominousness from them. The figure slowly turns to look over their shoulder, and you can see that they are a woman, a dark and mysterious woman with flowing, black hair and verdant eyes. The aura of mystery surrounding her is thick, rich, simply begs further investigation...
The Duke's eyes are also drawn to the very sight of this mystery woman. Perhaps it would fortuitous to join his companion...
(...Dr. Evil, say what you want about his edgy setting, but damn if he cannot spin a tale. He throws out little hooks, here and there, makes it all almost hypnotically engaging... The story progresses rapidly, time seeming to fly right by, the edgy party advancing closer and closer to their grotesque goal...)
Impoundment Lot
(Reigen and his gang of merry Mexicans arrive just in time to see—)
(Right as Planet Man picks up the console, its drawer opens, and a MASSIVE, BLACK HOLE SINGULARITY DISK swooces right in and sucks everyone within a 100-foot radius onto its surface as a demonic tone plays, sucking them RIGHT INTO THE DRAWER!)
...Heh! Wow what the fu—!
(SHOOOOOOOOMP)
edited 9th Jan '17 7:41:10 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Peter, in contrast to his earlier confidence, seems more and more nervous as he roleplays, making rookie mistakes and latching immediately onto whatever the GM sends his way-
-He does not look happy to be here-
-He does seem to be pretty quick on the draw when it comes to summoning spider demons, though-
edited 10th Jan '17 2:21:04 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Bizarre Disc Realm
(You managed to grab Gunth, but it's no use, Zack! The disc takes you both onto it too and PLUNGES into the drive...)
(THUD!)
OAHHH SHIpT.
Augh!
FAHK.
(The party comes to in... a of badly-rendered throne room...? They appear to have landed on some other people: Zack, Gunth and the unconscious owner of God Jesus finding themselves on some fat guy in yellow robes; Mob, Savannah and Reigen on some blonde gal in a weird lilac getup; and Demotte, Planetman and Gabriella resting atop a green-clad dipshit with a douchey pompadour and some kind of floppy hat that matches his outfit.)
Villa Evil
(At last, they segue into the final battle of the campaign... fighting the Warlock after besting and beheading his female apprentice, and many others who follow him.)
–and his robes rustle in the wind, but his face remains enshrouded in the blackest shadow. Roll for initiative.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Peter rolls, but it falls off the table-
-He is off his game-
Uh, that's— Do I have to reroll it, or is it okay if we read it off the floor?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Impoundment Lot
(@Gabriella) What's this? (picks up the console and attempts to study it.)