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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#196051: Nov 10th 2016 at 5:25:52 PM

Copfight

Aderans: Wow! Officer Blazes just bounced that sun as if it were a dodgeball. Guess being fat has its uses, huh?

Yoshigai: Definitely! And Gabriella turned that sun into a soccer ball and kicked it at Cop! This match is becoming real intense! And Planetman definitely up to no good! Look at Jupiter!

Great Red Spot! (Planetman shoots off a red hurricane off the Jupiter planet at Blazes.)

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#196052: Nov 10th 2016 at 6:58:07 PM

-THE PAIN ONLY IMPROVES THE FLAVOUR- Ish goo'! -Swallows- Man, maybe I shoulda brought something too...

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196053: Nov 12th 2016 at 7:47:46 PM

CHURCH

(Chuckles heartily and takes another big ol' bite.)

Hey, maybe next time, yeah? Our potlucks aren't so big lately, so it'd be real nice to have more food choices. What kinda stuff you like?

(Just the most scrutinizing, pensive look at Reigen, putting a hand to his chin.)

(Old Man Risei is beginning to sweat bullets.)


Dining Area

(Quickly grabs and chugs the coffee.)

...No. RPGers are—... God, I really— I wish I could be young enough to be one sometimes. They're all so hip, attractive, stylish, as though they were born with their lives together, so socially-adept, always very charismatic... It's the dark power of their game that flows through them, gives them the infernal blessing of charisma. We would... I believe we, if infiltrating, would have to pose as novice RPGers. "Noobs" as they say, in their language they call "elite speak".

(Then turns to Peter, looking mighty shocked.)

Y— You're an RPGer?!

(Looks quietly nervous about his prospects posing as one of these high and mighty sorts.)

(Looks like David.)


Impoundment Lot

(Just taking his sweet time, that big, nasty bastard, the spurs jangling and jangling with each lazy step.)

(Mutters something under his breath from the cover of beneath the van, seeming to draw a bead on Smalls.)

G-G-GET AWAY FROM MY VAN AT OOOOOOOOOOOOONCE—!

(A... Weird, very tall, very skinny ginger motherfucker frantically peddles up to the impoundment lot on a bicycle much to small for his long legs, hopping from it and scrambling through the gap in the fence.)

(Is averted from his prior task by this and takes aim at the scrawny man.)


C-C-COPFIGHT

OOOOOOOOH heck—!

(Blazes is quickly sucked into the hurricane, quickly getting spun in the other direction.)

YOU FRUITY SUNNUVA—!

(Cop sumo stomps and charges Planetman with sickening speed, managing to bowl Gabriella over on his way.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196055: Nov 12th 2016 at 7:49:51 PM

...

(furrows his brow, to parse what Breen and Orion and Peter are all saying)

Then, it's as simple as being invited over to play a game?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196056: Nov 12th 2016 at 7:51:01 PM

Well, you know... I try to be. Ever since my friend Harry moved schools, it got harder to find people interested. I've got, like, nine of them that are technically still running, some of them I haven't touched in years.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196057: Nov 12th 2016 at 7:53:35 PM

...

I feel as though there's something I'm not getting here.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196058: Nov 12th 2016 at 8:02:41 PM

-Starts, pops from cover, and throws a rock at Smalls-

You idiot, get away, he is armed!

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#196059: Nov 12th 2016 at 8:19:59 PM

You guys ever had pupusas before? I'm not the best cook, but if I botch the dough bad enough I guess I can just buy corn tortillas and jury rig something together.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196060: Nov 12th 2016 at 8:21:48 PM

("...Maybe I should just...")

-Sets his eyes on the BEEG SCARY SKELETON and starts to lift it-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#196061: Nov 12th 2016 at 8:33:31 PM

....UUUOOOOOH!!

-He slaps his hands on Grigori's shoulders-

I see it....I SEE IT!....

-He POINTS in the direction opposite Mob-

THERE......The AHNJEL....

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196062: Nov 12th 2016 at 10:54:30 PM

Chursch

...Huh! Never had either of those, but they sound good! Yeah, we gotta do another one soon. Will you guys be in town tomorrow?

(The HUUUUUGE skeleton lady statue slowly begins to levitate, wOoOoOoOoOoOo...)

(And Mob... Mob can sense the demonic presence slowly beginning to manifest, and it is massive...!)

...Our... statue...?

...Oh gracious...


Dining Area

...No, it's— Gah! I don't think any of you are following, despite my best efforts, so let me spell it out. RPGers are just big-shot, successful people who partake in a Satanic ritual called RPGing. Can you all pretend to be big-shot cultists, is what I am asking.

...Jesus. You didn't seem like the type, but—... Please. Please, my son, tell us how to RPG, teach us your ways. How does an RPGer carry themselves, how does an RPGer act?


Impoundment Lot

I-I refuse, I-I must regain possession of my—of my sacred vehic— HAUGH—!

(Is shot in the shoulder, Smalls having originally aimed at his chest before being beaned upside the head with the rock.)

(Kicks the rock at Weedy Fuck's face, returning his aim to Demotte's direction, but—)

—and he'll be warm FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE—!

(BOOSH! Gunth chucks a fucking huge fireball at Smalls. It barely misses, and he has to hit the deck to avoid it, buying Demotte and Chris some time.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#196063: Nov 12th 2016 at 10:56:07 PM

...

(just gives a lowkey, bemused look over towards Orion)

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#196064: Nov 12th 2016 at 10:56:09 PM

Yeah, probably. We're taking care of —

-Turns to look at SPOOKY SCARY- ...of, uh...

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#196065: Nov 12th 2016 at 10:56:43 PM

Uh... well we usually... uh...

-Looks to Orion in a "what do I say to this madman?" way-

We, you know... carry lots of books in our backpacks... bring snacks...

edited 12th Nov '16 11:12:25 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#196066: Nov 12th 2016 at 10:57:36 PM

-shares a meaningful look with Archer-

-and slowly turns to look at Peter-

We're all ears, here.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#196067: Nov 12th 2016 at 10:59:03 PM

"-God, I hope not."

edited 12th Nov '16 10:59:16 PM by Trip

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196068: Nov 12th 2016 at 11:12:11 PM

-Jumps out of cover, loading her rifle, and going to shoot Smalls in the face, point-blank-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#196070: Nov 14th 2016 at 9:59:38 AM

Aderans: Wow! For a guy who has the build of a sumo wrestler, that cop moves faster than Pentagon!

Yoshigai: Are you sure you should be saying that?! What if Black Hole hears you've been insulting his cousin?!

(watches Gabriella get bowled over and glares at the fat man responsible for that. He quickly splits apart to avoid the surprisingly quick lunge) Fruity, huh? Let me show something I've been wanting to save for a certain man. (attempts to grab the fat cop. If this works, Planetman would somersault into the air with the fat cop while pulling on the fat cop's arms. Also, there's a possibility that a representation of the solar system might be carved onto the chest of the fat cop.)

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#196071: Nov 15th 2016 at 9:05:35 PM

Dining Area

...Right, yes. How—... How does an RPGer dress? For—for the RPGing, I mean, what sort of... robes or— vestments...?


WHOAAAAAA, that's COOL!

(Mobbu is successful... BUT! A dark presence begins to whisper to him... Darkly...)

   butter... bacon...    

…! Do— do you need help getting it out?!

(Is already hustling to open the door.)


Impoundment Lot

(BLAM! And holy fuck. She did it. She blew Smalls' face off. Holy shit.)

(His body spasms in pain, then slumps over, the crater of his face smoldering.)

...Heh! Wow. I've heard of a face-off, but that's something else entirely.

(Hops out of cover, running up to Demotte's side.)


WRASSLE

(IT IS A SUCCESS)

BUAAAAARRRRRGHHH—! rrrrghhhh FUCKIN'S PLANET-LOVIN'—

(KICKS at Planetman's groin with his big ol' beefy cop legs)

(Gabriella, meanwhile, immediately springs back up and leaps onto Blazes' face, just waling on it with her fists.)

GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH—!!

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196072: Nov 15th 2016 at 9:08:05 PM

-Reloads and shoots a few more times-

AHAHAHAHA! LE ROI, LA LOI, LA LIBERTE!

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#196073: Nov 15th 2016 at 9:08:12 PM

-Looks around for something suitable to cut in half- Where...?

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#196074: Nov 15th 2016 at 9:09:42 PM

...Butter bacon...? That sounds unhealthy...

-Best to just hurry this shit out the door while everything's in their favor-

-spoOoOoOoOoOokily makes the skeleton shamble around while he starts moving it outside-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#196075: Nov 15th 2016 at 9:11:45 PM

-Sheathes his sword again, realizing his sneakiness wasn't needed-

...Jesus fucking Christ, he's already dead.


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