-Pete sits up from his bed-
Aren't Satanists supposed to be, like, just plain and chilled out people who use all that imagery to make a point about the world?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Yeah, cuz there isn't much in this hotel room, cept the bible, the TV and cobwebs.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Cop's
(Sheriff Cop looks to Planetman.) Just one motel in Trottelville, MOONBOY, just down the road, owned by some PISSY FRENCHMAN.
(Blazes pokes his head closer to the window.) Oh wow, you really must be from outta town if you don't know who she is, especially if you've seen her scissors! Just stay on her good side, alright? You'll know her when you see her, and everything will be A-OK as long as you don't make her mad, else things will really heat up!~
Stonertown
...Yeahhhhh, I guess I could see that. Still, though, like, if you put some flair in your shit, people will fork over the big bucks! Sometimes I twirl my sign around like a fuckin' helicopter, they eat that shit right up!
Murdertown
(KUH-RASH! Their escape is successful, but the telltale tromping of the boots and jingle of the spurs follows.)
(Gets a cold, intense look and starts bolting for cover, holding Demotte's hand and looking over his shoulder.)
Hey guy, how about you... chill out.
(Manages to shoot a big fuckoff chunk of ice at the hellish man's face, causing him to flinch and buying them some time.)
Hoteltown
(A little cricket chirps from the corner of the room.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Yeah, okay, I can't stand another minute in here, I'm gonna jet.
-Grabs his backpack and heads out the door-
edited 30th Aug '16 4:57:09 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Hotel Room
(Nah, thank goodness, just a regular old cricket. Chiiiiirp chirp chirp chirp...)
(HOWEVER. There's a distinct background noise of extremely powerful magical energy in this place, hell, in this whole town. Something is peculiar, peculiar indeed.)
(...Quaint.
◊ Everything's good and clean, at l—)
(OH. Ohhhhh man, a janitor is in there scrubbing out the shower
◊, actually, and wow, what is up with that robe he's wearing. He looks over his shoulder at Orion.)
…?
Hotel Lobby
(The Frenchman behind the desk looks to Peter, lighting yet another cigarrette.)
...Heading out to sightsee, I take it...?
Chase W/Big Fella
(Keeping good pace with Demotte despite being so fat and also having several large shards of broken glass sticking him in the abdomen and thighs.)
What do you wager his problem was.
(Distant tromping.)
Cop's
......
(Sheriff Cop sneers at the robosuit lady.) Missy. Missy, you'd best STUFF that blasphemin' talk around here if'n you know what's good for you. I'm allergic to BULLSHIT, and you've got me rarin' t' SNEEZE, and the only one in this town who sneezes harder'n me is... Chief Jajvert.
(Blazes just nods and smiles at Bryce.) Mexican, actually, but yeah! She calls the shots around here.
Stooned
...Awww, hey man, don't go judging. I've been, like, marooned from my hometown for years, I dunno where I can even go in this crazy world!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...
(shakes his head - if this really was one, then how could it be so detailed...?)
(Archer watches Peter go and Orion into the bathroom, figuring that he'll hear screaming if anything happens, before picking up the Satanic Bible)
(and begins flipping through it, looking for keywords that match what he knows about demonology, the Ars Goetia, etc.)

Hotel
(It looks pretty careworn, like several have read it. Were it not for the pentagram and all, it'd be a pretty standard hotel room Bible sighting.)
(Nothing else about this room is overtly satanic, though.)
Chris and the Stoner
Mannnnn, work is, like, for squares, though! I get by pretty good just going by the side of the road with a fuckin' sign, dude, have you ever tried that?
(Lazily scratches his messy hair under the stocking cap.)
Lone Biker of the Apocalypse
(Scowls and lets out a low growl as the dance takes him, one of Demotte's bullets piercing through his big ol' shoulder and causing him to wince and drop Gunth.)
Ain't anyone more important in Trottelville than Soraya Montenegro.
(Starts to reach for a grenade on his vest with his un-shot arm.)
Cop's
Damn right it is, ya dumbfuck kids, nearly evenin'. You fruity punkasses are lucky I even stopped, clearly you're a buncha... OUT OF TOWNERS...!
(Mean Cop scowl.)
Just be sure to get inside before the moon comes out, okay? You could get in some trouble if she gets a peek at you!
(Friendly Blazes smile.)
edited 30th Aug '16 3:37:16 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019