-Felix has shut up, nervously looking at Sophia-
-Sloooowly lowering his hand to his sidearm-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Foxy
What in the blazes...?!
-immediately starts moving sluggishly, as if in slow motion-
FOB Rogue
Well, as I was telling your friend here... -gestures to Zack- What I need right now is scouts. We don't know what's going on in the other parts of the city - at all. It wouldn't hurt us to make some allies.
-Zack and Glados- Your past is none of my business as long as you can get along.
-chuckles at Valentine- Sorry to break it to you, but you probably know more than we do at the moment.
Mansion
Fuck me, you're slow! -snatches his gun back up-
God damn... alright, all of you assholes, get the fuck out of here now!
Bank
-there's-
-a shitton of money-
-to the point where you aren't gonna be able to carry it all on your person-
Sewer
—!
-Killer Croc falls roughly on his face - it seems as though he's unused to fighting an opponent of the same size and strength-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIOh...this is a lot. -she pulls out that white pumpkin again, she pulls out three of them and they start producing little white "imp-like" creatures that start gathering up the money, a few of them with swords and spears float on the side as a gaurd-
PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850-kalmor gets back up and just kind of laughs-
you're probably used to being the biggest and strongest guy in the room aren't you?
-he decides to do something that probably seems unsafe and takes off his helmet, showing a heavily scarred face with bionic implants, a nightmarish mash of bone, flesh, and machinery that might make a normal man want to vomit on the spot-
I've spent ten thousand years fighting others like me so i've given you a handicap by removing my helmet. Now get up.
edited 22nd Aug '16 1:27:01 PM by Bcom
-The misty clone follows junkrat-
The size doesn't mater as long as you can get it out side, I can make it invisible, and you can come back for it after the heat dies down.
-Meanwhile the real Misty, having found the internet connection, just kind of extends a spike from the tip of her tail and jabs it in-
-Attempting to enter cyberspace-
-Or, if you would rather go the less interesting route, just plant a trojan-
-Foxy gives an enormous grin and a cackle-
FEHFEHFEHFEH! Thought ya had-a me there, didn'tcha?
-He casually ducks and walks under the incredibly slow-moving bat-
You'll-a be stuck like that for thirty seconds! THIS is what happens when you cross-a the great SILVER FOX FOXY! FUEFEHFEHFEHFEH!
-He starts running down the street, cackling as he goes-
-Is both relieved and quietly disappointed that this girl didn't start gunning everyone down-
Okay, yeah, just to be clear I'm not babysitting the purple-haired squirt. If you take her on, that's your business. But if you want professionals, Locus and I are your men. Limited time offer. Grab us while you can.
edited 22nd Aug '16 11:29:03 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Oh, no need to Worry about That. I'm Sure whatever History it is he and I Form will be Worthwhile and Fall Well within the Parameters for Acceptable Operation within your Organization.
(Turns to look at Zack.)
It Seems We will. How does Collaboration with the Most Massive Collection of Knowledge Known to Man make you Feel, Scruffy?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Like that time I got suck in a busted elevator with a busted autocom for half an hour. This is why nobody promotes secretaries.
Look, you keep the whole "vivisecting" thing to a minimum, I keep us both alive, we get to leave each other alone faster. Deal?
edited 23rd Aug '16 7:13:29 PM by WonderSquid

Good! Good! Fill ya ball up with money! Don't got any bags for this after all... Load ya pockets!
-Moves into the vault and starts lining his pockets-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean