-Felix follows along-
Apparently the police around here are in no state to fight back. That's got to mean desperation for them, which means big bucks for us if we can cut some sort of deal to lighten their load.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Sophie Felix Locus
Great... and good timing, too. Your pal found his buddy. -waves them over-
Bank
-it's just-
-dead silent-
Kalmor
-the sewers are-
-well, they're sewers-
-they're really gross-
-and pretty cramped, especially for someone of his size-
-though thankfully there doesn't seem to be anyone else down here-
-...-
-scratch that-
-you hear a noise-
-movement, up ahead-
Zack
I'll be the judge of that... you're from another world too, aren't you? A refugee, just like us.
Funny Glad Antler
-the bridge looms up ahead-
-it looks like Diamond Dogs has set up some sort of military checkpoint up ahead-
-the guards watch you, warily, fingers on the trigger of their guns-
-paying particular caution towards glados-
-a brave guard holds up his hand- Halt!
Foxy
-the streets are dark-
-dark and cold-
-but you do feel something-
-you can feel-
-the feeling of being watched-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI...Huh. Well then!
-Pops out of the hole-
Let's get to their vault then, shall we! I think I got just enough left on me to blow it wide open!
...
-Planetman- Y'know, 'less there's a planet that can blow it up and save me the trouble.
...
AW HELL, WE'RE GONNA BE RICH ANYWAY, I'LL BLOW IT UP M'SELF!
-Marches off for where he thinks the vault's gonna be-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanKeep quiet til we get a plan together. Play nice.
Evening, gents.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(Glares down judgmentally at the guard.)
Oh, how Nice, the Welcome Wagon is here Already. Do you wish to do the Talking Part, Antler Bastard? I Would, but I have the Sneaking Suspicion My lack of a Human Presence and-slash-or Face is going to put Me at something of a Handicap.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Sewer
-there is the sound of-
-tearing flesh and crunching bone-
-round the corner, you see-
-a very-
-large creature, the shape of a man, but with reptillian scales, with fierce claws-
-devouring a still-fresh corpse-
Sophie Felix Locus
Alright, good. C'mon— the boss is expecting us by now, I bet.
-they start walking down the road-
So what're you three called?
Bank
-there is the loud report of a shotgun, the buckshot impacting just before Junkrat's feet-
What the hell are you doing, huh?! This is my bank! You bastards might have the streets under your heel, but I'll be damned if I let you take my bank!
-a bank manager steps out of his office, enraged-
Zack
Hnh. Well, that's your prerogative. You're military, then? What is it you can do?
Bridge
Alright — alright, one of you! State your names and intentions!
Foxy
Evening, 'gov.
-an old, Victorian-era British bobby steps out of the darkness, his face obscured by his helmet-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

...Hm. That Probably means you Won't be Our Team's Muscle, which is Fine, I Guess, but Do Note that I Am already The Brains, so you can't Call that Role.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019