...You know something, it's only Funny, being a Racist, when you're the One doing It, and if you Pause to Consider, Most of the People in this Room are not you, so Perhaps you and your Racist remarks really Aren't That Funny in the First Place. You Dirty Biological Omnic.
Anyway, Yes, Go get the Key and be on your Merry Way, Little Man.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh, now I get it, you're our legally mandated shrink, here to test us. Well, while my partner here clearly needs it, I for one don't really need any group therapy think-tanks on "alternate dimensions" so if it's all the same to you I'm just gonna stay waaaaay outta this discourse.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?A hell of a lot of schmucks like you - from different times and worlds - they've all started cropping up in Jersey. Gotham City. It's a real hellhole at the best of times, but now it's absolute chaos. Total pandemonium, it's insane. The criminals and warlords are carving out their own chunks of the city - block by goddamn block. And to top it all off... the guy who'd normally be dealing with this shit... well, he's AWOL.
So. Your mission, if you choose to accept it - and you will choose to accept it - is to go into Gotham and restore order by any means necessary. Find out what happened to Batman, find out where these alternate-world assholes are coming from, send them back, kill them, I don't care - just as long as the goddamn city is back to some kind of normal at the end of it.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIYou expect me to stop the mayhem???
-He thinks long and hard on that proposition, with a suitably scrunched up face of deliberation-
-5 seconds later-
Will I get payed for this? Maybe in gold bars, eh? Eh? You're with me, eh, Planetman!?
-smiles all around-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWhoawhoawhoawhoa whoa, you're all just flying with this? I mean, Locus, I can understand, he gets terrible cramps if he goes too long without cracking someone's neck, but some of you look halfway sane. Well, half of you look halfway sane. That's a quarter sanity between the lot of us, if you don't count me singlehandedly bringing up the average to something respectable.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?You do what I say, I guarantee there'll be a god-damn ticker tape parade for you as you line back up for the fuckin' teleporter.
-grins at Planetman- I'm glad to hear some enthusiasm here!
-Misty- When I said I don't care, I mean I really don't give a shit. Chop them the fuck up.
-Ball&Chain- You have a voice. You can talk. Like you're doing right now, as it so happens! Would you look at that!
-Antler- That's it. It's not tough... not for weirdos like you.
-smirks maliciously at Zack- I figured you'd have some fun playing hard to get.
-Kalmor- It'll all be on you when you get sent in. I'm not heartless.
-Glados- It's a big city. There's plenty of freaks to go around.
-Junkrat- ...Yeah. Big, big honking bars of gold. You're gonna get all that.
-Sophia- Yeah, go lol yourself, kid.
-Felix- C'mon, buddy, don't be a pussy. You like babes? There's girls in Gotham...
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIOh ohohoh oh! I get it! I buzz my sides and roll my sleeves up and you think I'm some kind of distractible lady-obsessed nitwit, well guess how wrong you are. Locus, tell him how wrong he is.
-He looks back at Locus, groaning-
Just once, just— just once I'd like your vote of confidence.
edited 19th Aug '16 10:12:33 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Ohhhh, so it was a time space whozawhatzits Misty was on about! Well go on then! Don't leave our charmed viewers hangin' on the edge here!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean