(The Planet Ring returns to Planetman's costume.)
(@Machine) (snickers) ...You think I'm weird? Akuma Shogun has picked stranger people as Devil Knights. There's a guy who has spike-covered slabs for hands in my group. I don't even know how he functions. He probably switches hands when he feels like it.
(starts getting sucked in by the portal.)
Shoot! Syzygy Form! (turns into a bunch of scaled-down planets and attempts to resist the force that is sucking him in)
edited 19th Aug '16 10:20:22 PM by josh6243
-giovanni's fingers vainly scrabble at the edge of a streetlamp, but he's just — just too far away to get a good hold on it. he shoots upwards and into the portal-
-planetman's efforts are in vain as well - though he tries valiantly, he is pulled into the portal-
-one by one, people fly into the portal after him-
-those that cross the threshold see a brilliant kaleidoscope of shifting colors and changing lights-
-and then everything goes black-
-after an unknown amount of time, they wake up-
-in a drab, gray concrete cellblock-
-each one of them is placed in their own individual cell-
-there are even specially-constructed, giant-sized cells for certain oversized party members-
-there are beds-
-but no windows-
-the party's heads swim - it feels like the morning after of a particularly awful barhopping experience, one where a stout, Russian bouncer tosses you out the pub through the window for drunkenly hitting on the bartender-
-there are others in their own cells as well - people who seem to have been earlier arrivals than you-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI...Mugh... Oorgh... I haven't done drinkin' like that in a while... 'ow'd you let me get that out of it, eh Roadie...?
-Blinks and rubs his head, slowly realizing where he is-
...Roadie?
-Slowly sits up, examining his surroundings-
'eyyyyy... This ain't my beautiful temporary hideout.. And they ain't my beautiful best buddy...! A cell... Oh god, 'd they finally get me?!
-He goes to the bars, shaking them weakly through his headache-
'EY! I'm... I'M INNOCENT I- Hooley dooley my head... WHERE'S MY LAWYER!? MY FREE PHONE CALL!?
edited 19th Aug '16 9:10:57 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Across from the others, in a separate cell, two well dressed but rather unpleasant looking gentlemen are housed. One, in an orange tie, is pacing and grumbling-
They can't— there's got to be some trace of the truth left in the system... IPD can't just throw a tarp over all of this. This is fucking perfect!
-He kicks at the bars, then hobbles back, trying to play down the self-inflicted pain-
edited 19th Aug '16 9:12:22 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Whuh—!
(The robot's giant head jerks up with a start, her optic flickering on.)
...It sucked Me up Because it was full of Magnets, didn't it? God, whatever Debauchery I engaged in Had better have been Worth It, My Head, rrrrrghhh...
(Flops back over, the metal of her faceplate clanging against the concrete floor.)
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Eh-...DUWAAAAAAH!
-Foxy is flung aloft-
NOOO! I'M MUCH-A TOO HANDSOME TO DIIIIE!
-He vainly breastrokes through the air as the portal drags him in-
edited 19th Aug '16 8:59:10 PM by MacDuffy