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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#193876: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:25:50 PM

-opens the window and hops out- Hi! You have a pretty singing voice!

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#193877: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:27:39 PM

(exits the warehouse and calmly walks over to the singing machine)

(@Machine) Hello... What are you doing?

edited 19th Aug '16 7:27:55 PM by josh6243

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#193878: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:29:41 PM

-His face twists into one of utter contempt and hatred the more he looks at it-

IT'S AN OMNIC! ON SOME WEIRD SPIDER-LOOKIN' THING!

-Whips out his grenade launcher and starts making his way out-

It ain't gonna cause nothin' but trouble! Trust me instincts on this!

edited 19th Aug '16 7:30:14 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#193879: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:37:52 PM

(The massive thing pauses mid-step and peers at the two gawking at it. Its single, glowing orange optic widens a bit. Speaks up in a smooth, calm and distinctly mechanical female voice.)

...Well now. Company Already, or so it Seems. Would you lot Like to agree to a Uniform Cease of the Hostilities rather than a Three Fourths sort of Thing, Potentially make yourselves a Clean Fifty United States Dollars while you're At It?

(Peers over at Junkrat in particular, a small appendage suddenly rising from the top of the panel.)

Oh, and in Case you were Wondering, Idiot Cockney Man, it's Probably a Good Idea to Point that Weapon away from Me as soon as you Can. This Provided you Don't have "becoming a Steaming Pile of Hamburger" in Mind for the End of your Day, that Is.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#193880: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:43:07 PM

-lookd between the two- Soo....about that fifty dollars?

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
Imca (Veteran)
#193881: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:43:48 PM

This might seem like a strange question, but are you adverse to thinking machines?

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#193882: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:46:35 PM

-Observes all this without comment-

-Still bummed out about getting thrown out of a bar for no reason-

-Hears GLaDOS- What's this about foreign money?

edited 19th Aug '16 7:47:20 PM by WonderSquid

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#193883: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:47:58 PM

Wha— cockney!? Who're you callin' cockney you freakazoid bucket of bolts!

-THOOMPS his full bucket of grenades right at her-

-like five of them-

I'M AUSTRALIAN YA DRONGO!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#193884: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:48:09 PM

(@Machine) Hmmm... Can I have that in gold bricks?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#193885: Aug 19th 2016 at 7:53:52 PM

Valentine is still being a goddamn creep and watching the Crime Gang with the most judgmental and presidential eyes possible

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#193886: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:00:31 PM

Adequate questions from Most of you. The Exacts of the Payment, Including but Not Limited to Equivalent Currencies, can be Discussed after you all Sign the Needed For—

…!

(The turret atop the panel immediately volleys two rockets at some of the grenades, and in a bizarre and frightening show of agility, the enormous robot hopscotches and skips to dodge most of them, though one clips her in the hind leg.)

...And you Care to tell Me the Difference between Two seemingly Identical Groups of White Trash Criminal Freeloaders, Save for one Inhabiting some Ungodly chunk of Smoldering Land in the Southern Hemisphere and being the Literal Descendents of Prisoners? It's True~

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#193887: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:04:07 PM

I honestly could not care less

Imca (Veteran)
#193888: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:05:55 PM

Right, well, then do you mind helping me out a bit and I will help you out in turn?

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#193889: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:08:01 PM

Uh... -Peers around the back to see if it's possible to turn her off and back on again-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#193890: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:08:32 PM

-He's quite noticeably shocked at the firepower and the mobility stacked behind her-

Feisty one ain'tcha... Eh? Oh... Ohohoh! I see how it is! Yeah, I smack talk Omnics and you get free pickins at what's left of Australia! Fair game! Fair game... But consider this!

-Just fuckin' smacks his empty bucket straight off and replaces it anew-

I don't quite give a shit right now!

Oi, you two! Ball n' chain and Captain Planet! Help me mow this damn Omnic down.

-KATHOOMPS another grenade Glados's way, but this time aiming a little lower to the ground to target her legs-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#193891: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:10:06 PM

But she's gonna give us moneeey!

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#193892: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:11:32 PM

You throw bombs-a like a little baby, Candyman!!

-Junkrat how long has that long-nosed man been trailing right behind you-

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#193893: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:12:52 PM

a fair trade, what do you require of me?

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#193894: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:13:34 PM

(Planetman hears that Junkrat is asking to beat up this robot, and a fanged grin appears on his face. As much as he loves money, a good fight is worth much more than that.)

Planet Ring! (shoots off the razor-sharp hula hoop off his costume at the machine)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#193895: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:17:04 PM

"... Where are the police, in this god-forsaken... -more annoyed than anything with the current predicaments-"

Imca (Veteran)
#193896: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:18:48 PM

There is a suitcase sized box underneath a bush by that streetlamp.

Just, pick it up, and dont let the two idiots dismantle it, because I am about to do something that will remove my only defence for a while.

And map this area.

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#193897: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:21:41 PM

alright

-kalmor follows misty's instructions and retrieves the suitcase sized box-

edited 19th Aug '16 8:22:31 PM by Bcom

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#193898: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:24:07 PM

What's fifty bucks to a whole bank's vault, mate!? I can get us so much more!

-junkrat fuckin SHRIEKS and jumps to one side as foxy speaks up-

CHRIST ALMIGHTY mate!! I'm tryin' to blow that thing up, not ya dumb haircut!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Imca (Veteran)
#193899: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:24:44 PM

-Congradulations your now holding something like this-

-Any way, the blue lights in the center spin quite rapidly, and then Misty well, yea, you know why they named her that at this point-

-Only unlike before it seems to spread out and disperse rapidly-

-She still speaks though, out of the box now-

There is a crashed spacecraft to the north west, in the woods, would you mind taking me there?

edited 19th Aug '16 8:25:41 PM by Imca

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#193900: Aug 19th 2016 at 8:25:49 PM

(No such off switch, sadly.)

!!!

(Growls like a massive animal and fuckin' LEAPS in the air, narrowly dodging the next grenades and landing on two cars and flattening them with her bulk. The Planet Ring ricochets off the side of her panel and knocks her off balance, causing her to topple over atop the smashed cars on her side.)

Ghhhh—! God, Literally Everyone on the Surface is Some Sort of Violent, Degenerate Lowlife... It's really No Wonder she wished to join them... Also, please Tell Me what the Hell an "Omnic" is, Preferably in Detail so I can be Especially Specific while I Correct you in Front of your Idiot friends...

(Groans and tries to right herself, the robo-legs scraping against the ground. Seems fairly calm despite the urgency of the situation.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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