-His face twists into one of utter contempt and hatred the more he looks at it-
IT'S AN OMNIC! ON SOME WEIRD SPIDER-LOOKIN' THING!
-Whips out his grenade launcher and starts making his way out-
It ain't gonna cause nothin' but trouble! Trust me instincts on this!
edited 19th Aug '16 7:30:14 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean…
(The massive thing pauses mid-step and peers at the two gawking at it. Its single, glowing orange optic widens a bit. Speaks up in a smooth, calm and distinctly mechanical female voice.)
...Well now. Company Already, or so it Seems. Would you lot Like to agree to a Uniform Cease of the Hostilities rather than a Three Fourths sort of Thing, Potentially make yourselves a Clean Fifty United States Dollars while you're At It?
(Peers over at Junkrat in particular, a small appendage
◊ suddenly rising from the top of the panel.)
Oh, and in Case you were Wondering, Idiot Cockney Man, it's Probably a Good Idea to Point that Weapon away from Me as soon as you Can. This Provided you Don't have "becoming a Steaming Pile of Hamburger" in Mind for the End of your Day, that Is.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Wha— cockney!? Who're you callin' cockney you freakazoid bucket of bolts!
-THOOMPS his full bucket of grenades right at her-
I'M AUSTRALIAN YA DRONGO!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanAdequate questions from Most of you. The Exacts of the Payment, Including but Not Limited to Equivalent Currencies, can be Discussed after you all Sign the Needed For—
…!
(The turret atop the panel immediately volleys two rockets at some of the grenades, and in a bizarre and frightening show of agility, the enormous robot hopscotches and skips to dodge most of them, though one clips her in the hind leg.)
...And you Care to tell Me the Difference between Two seemingly Identical Groups of White Trash Criminal Freeloaders, Save for one Inhabiting some Ungodly chunk of Smoldering Land in the Southern Hemisphere and being the Literal Descendents of Prisoners? It's True~
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-He's quite noticeably shocked at the firepower and the mobility stacked behind her-
Feisty one ain'tcha... Eh? Oh... Ohohoh! I see how it is! Yeah, I smack talk Omnics and you get free pickins at what's left of Australia! Fair game! Fair game... But consider this!
-Just fuckin' smacks his empty bucket straight off and replaces it anew-
I don't quite give a shit right now!
Oi, you two! Ball n' chain and Captain Planet! Help me mow this damn Omnic down.
-KATHOOMPS another grenade Glados's way, but this time aiming a little lower to the ground to target her legs-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Congradulations your now holding something like this
◊-
-Any way, the blue lights in the center spin quite rapidly, and then Misty well, yea, you know why they named her that at this point-
-Only unlike before it seems to spread out and disperse rapidly-
-She still speaks though, out of the box now-
There is a crashed spacecraft to the north west, in the woods, would you mind taking me there?
edited 19th Aug '16 8:25:41 PM by Imca
(No such off switch, sadly.)
!!!
(Growls like a massive animal and fuckin' LEAPS in the air, narrowly dodging the next grenades and landing on two cars and flattening them with her bulk. The Planet Ring ricochets off the side of her panel and knocks her off balance, causing her to topple over atop the smashed cars on her side.)
Ghhhh—! God, Literally Everyone on the Surface is Some Sort of Violent, Degenerate Lowlife... It's really No Wonder she wished to join them... Also, please Tell Me what the Hell an "Omnic" is, Preferably in Detail so I can be Especially Specific while I Correct you in Front of your Idiot friends...
(Groans and tries to right herself, the robo-legs scraping against the ground. Seems fairly calm despite the urgency of the situation.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-opens the window and hops out- Hi! You have a pretty singing voice!
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