They're just... a thing that happens? Buildings just... randomly leap back in time all of a sudden?
And I suppose that is because you are, what, feeling charitable? Spare me. There is nothing more to you than bluster, I will not waste my time here.
-Gilgamesh just starts-
-walking on by-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI-let us look away from our heroes for a moment-
-in their absence, a new party has been formed-
-abruptly, these individuals have found themselves ripped from time and space-
-and placed inelegantly into a strange town in the middle of nowhere - literally-
-where do they find themselves specifically...? well, that's your choice-
-i ain't gming the free interaction junk lmao-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI'ey, 'EY!
Gray, medieval and shirtless! Mind helpin' a fella out?
-antler man, this
◊ peg-legged, equally as shirtless, and night-constantly singing hair of a man is making his way up to you-
edited 18th Aug '16 11:07:57 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOh, c'mon mate, that ain't no way to treat a stranger! 'specially a sightseer- well.
More like a bloke that don't know his left from his right 'round 'ere! I tell ya one moment I'm cuttin' ends with my big ol' hog of a friend, next I'm bein' chased outta garage!
What'd I need again... Oh yeah!
-Bumps his fist into his palm-
Where the hell is this?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanI couldn't tell you. It's all the same to me. Don't care where I am, so long as I'm not getting killed. And it doesn't seem like that's going to happen here. Just a sleepy little town.
-Shrugs slightly-
So I'm not sure what to tell you. And even if I did, I probably wouldn't say anything.
-Doesn't seem to acknowledge the weird woman very much, except with a glance-
-And by laying a hand on the hilt of his rusty-ass, crappy-looking sword-
-You could just see his face quickly droop with boredom at all of that-
...Well, ain't you just a little— WUHAH!
-He looks up at the weird lady and jumps back, equal parts surprised and curious-
A lady! ...A fox lady! No, no wait...
A spider fox lady!
-Points a couple times at her-
Yeah, yeah! How izzit ya figure all that science-y mumbo jumbo?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanBecause it is kind of my job to figure those kinds of things out, admitantly this one is rather new even to me.
-seems like she is omiting a few details-
By the way, mister mideval there is right, I am actualy a dragon.
I wonder if any of my hoard came with me.
edited 18th Aug '16 11:33:35 PM by Imca
Aw, c'mon, mate! She's hanging upside-down just like a spider! Geesh, ya just like Roadhog with ya sense-a humor. She's hangin' like a spider, therefore she's gotta be a-
Dragon!? Aw come on now, missy, I don't see a scale on your skin!
...Wait, hang on...
Hey! Dragons ain't real! You tryin' to pull a fast one on me!?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Well, Junkrat, she sighs, and she breaks down into a white mist which gently floats to the gound-
-When it lands it reforms into something..... much less humanoid
◊-
-Still human sized but much less humanoid-
edited 18th Aug '16 11:41:04 PM by Imca

"It's for starving little girls, yeah."
"..."
open the door...?