Real? Zombies?
-looks to the scream-
I expect to be treated with the courtesy and respect I am deserved. Tch... the nerve of these people. To force the King of Heroes to use his own personal luxuries...
-snaps his finger-
-and this really, really nice, luxurious couch appears out of the Gate of Babylon-
-seriously this is a nice fucking couch, it looks like the comfiest thing you ever did see in your life-
-the platonic ideal of a couch, one could say-
-tho since space is at a premium in a barracks it's probably like wedged in some super awkward spot-
-not that gil cares overmuch-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIThere's seriously types of zombies??
-Rolls his eyes and lays down-
-Though he does double take at that nice fucking couch-
-Shakes his head and just fishes one of his medals out to idly flip-
You ever think about... I dunno, earning that respect? It's not like that stuff comes on a silver platter.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanCity
Real zombies.
-Sora-
Many.
-It is behind some bushes obscured from your sight Fen-
-John comes screeching up behind you-
Did you hear that?
-Chris turns aghast to Dot-
What are you doing? You are advertising our presence here to the world!
-It is working in the sense that people are backing away from the cemetery though-
-Well Cloud-
-There are a lot of dead bodies here-
-And some of them are moving-
-Well Yugo, you can't hear any more screams-
Battlefield
-WOW ARC IT'S ACTUALLY terrible-
-As Gil summons the couch, the men raise their guns rapidly only for someone to walk inbetween them and press one down with each hand-
Really, you've got to stop doing that. I can't babysit you forever.
-It is unclear if he is talking to the party or the soldiers-
-A guard turns to Klara-
If you're ready, follow me.
-Lancelot-
Well, here's your chance not to. Sir.
edited 21st Oct '15 8:18:41 PM by ThanatoSeraph
-the couch smells faintly of olive oil and avarice-
I have no need to earn respect. It is not my fault that the people of this era know little of the world's oldest hero.
-pays both the soldiers and Juggalo literally no heed-
...
Real zombies. How. Is their sense? Of hearing.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOISounds more like you're just making an excuse...
-ooh does that burn gil-
-do you need a burn heal from this mongrel-
-probably not
-Looks up to see Loki-
Hm?
Geez... Well, what do you want us to do then? Just let these people hang around zombies? We'll be hanging around them anyway, so people are gonna notice at some point anyway!
-Shrugs and just moves into the graveyard next-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanBattlefield
Then come with me.
-The soldiers begin to walk away-
-Gigolo speaks
World's oldest hero? Why, you don't look a day past twenty.
-Smug grin-
City
-Marfise-
I do not know, I-
-Dot-
...
You are going to get a lot of people killed thinking like that.
-wait what-
-Chris looks at Sora why are we allowing a kid with us-
-The people back up-
-Well Yugo, there are... actually a number of "alive" things in the cemetery-
-Well, the screaming comes from beyond the bush, not in it, so nothing happens when you throw it at the bush-
-John moves forward, heedless, moving through the bushes as Cloud approaches-
-Standing in a clearing before them is a garish man
-
-He is currently wiping his boot on the grass
-
Euurghh.... it touched me, and now I have it all over my...
-Mutters away, not having noticed the party's approach-
edited 21st Oct '15 8:36:19 PM by ThanatoSeraph

-Seems that no one is willing to save these poor fuckos-
-So she will do it herself-
-Dot takes her hammer off of her back and turns it on-
-Crackle crackle-
-Turns on her robo-voice for a greater volume-
Everyone! This place is not safe! You cannot stay here, you need to get out before something bad happens! We are here to take care of it!
-Decides to back herself up with more than just words-
-As she summons a big bruiser of a robot between the crowd and the cemetery-