-Kaku crawls his way out of the crater, bruised but still going-
-Jabra manages to swing up his legs and backflip his way out of Archer's assault, coming to a stop a few feet away-
Hah....Hah....I admire your tenacity, little girl! But it's time we put a put a put an end to this!
Dammit! Since when is two on OnE FaIr! I'lL eNd ThIs WiTh My NeXt MooOOve!
There are no blind spots on a square square square square square square square square square
We must continue our M-Mission!
He's not part of the simulation! Focus on the mission!
Honestly, though. You've been playing the game a LONG time.
Don't you have anything else to do with your time?
WOLF FANG FIST
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_A_A_A_AA_AA_A_AA_A_A_A_AA_A_A_A_AA_A_A_A-
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◊-
-And then-
-Darkness-
-Suddenly, a sign lights up
◊-
-A bespectacled woman, chewing bubblegum and holding a sheet of paper, walks up on stage and looks forward, looking quite bored and unenthused.-
......
-She sighs in apathy and looks down at the paper, reading it aloud in a thick new york accent-
"We regretfully inform you that as a result of sudden Technical Difficulties, and the tragic mental breakdown of our director....."
IF I WANTED DIET COKE I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR DIET COOOOOOOKE
-gunfire-
"...we are afraid we must cut short your ....ahem, 'Grand Pirate Adventure.' We are deeply sorry for the abrupt end, and we sincerely hope this does not prevent you from giving us your patronage. We wish you all the best in your future endeavors. No refunds."
-She blows a bubble and looks up-
"...Aiight, get lost."
-She pulls a lever to her left, and all goes dark again.-
-The group will awaken on a familiar front lawn, in front of a familiar house....-
-...Well, less of a house, and currently more of a crashed house-shaped spaceship, but you get the idea-
-At least it still looks liveable!-
-fin
-
—!
(Saber blinks, within the presumably battered house that she piloted oh-so-often)
...
(looks back towards the house)
(dematerialiing that garish golden armor of his, revealing such a coat
, Archer looks back at Caster)
Make yourself at home. Assuming that this really is the place, at least.

Kitchen
(First things first - take the knife as a precaution. Second, raid the woman's pockets for any clues: how many others there might be, who sent them, what they might be after, etc. Third, if there's a closet nearby stuff the woman in there and find a chair or something to block the door so that if she does wake up she can't get out that easily. Fourth, start putting out the fire from where Homura is.)
(Let's see how far she can get with that to-do list.)
The damned queen and the relentless knight.