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(The armor jostles around a little bit)
(Before splitting open at the top portion, like a hinge kinda)
(And then... The man himself hops out in full wrasslin' regalia)
(...Wow, he's a good foot shorter than he was inside the armor. He's all weird and pudgy
◊, too.)
YOU MOTHERFUCKINGS READY?! I AM READY AT YOU!
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M-maybe...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...
-Weerus gives them a long, contemplative stink eye before groaning and leaning over the window-
...Alright, alright. I'll get someone to escort you all in so we can talk.
-He backs up from the window and shouts shrilly for someone-
-After a minute, the door opens up and a burly looking guy is there to greet them-
M'ere. After me.
-He turns back to the insides of the ships and heads in, grumbling-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(Hops up into the arena, landing with relative grace. Can hop pretty friggin' high, almost like a frog or something.)
(Is just smirking and chuckling in anticipation.)
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...I-it's okay, I... I think I'll do when it's... after awhile... b-but thank you...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Chopper enters autopilot mode from here-
-Burly Mc Burlstein leads the group to... A rather lavish little living room setting, actually-
-The metal floors and walls aside, it's actually pretty well decorated with a fancy carpet, coffee table, couch and chairs...-
Please set yor weapons down, the boss'll be roight with yew all.
-Burlburl exits through a hall-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Y-Yeah...and we're uh...concerned for the well-being of these townsfolk.
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"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani