"The affairs of our people are no business of weak, feeble Hairless Ones! Prove your worth to us! I shall face the strongest among you in single combat!"
...Eh!? Ah, I should've guessed... Lucharillas are very proud animals.
-SHIP APPROACH-
-jesus christ this thing is fucking huge-
-It looks like it's got a lot of room for storage-
-A whole lot of room-
-For storage-
-FOOD STORAGE-
-Seems this vessel isn't boarded ordinarily either, it's a bit more modern airshippy with an iron door located at the side-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean"He has volunteered! Then it shall be you, Scaled Hairless One!"
-Looks over at Sol- Ah, sorry, guess um...
-Looks at Stad- ...This guy's gonna take them on.
-Knock... knock... knock...-
-. . . . . . .-
-This is a big ship and there is but one door to it, Noel...-
-To your immediate left, though, there's a little thingy you can pull on it seems-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHA! YES, IS SETTLE. WHERE WE DO THESE, FUCKAPES?
(Scoffs at Fen.) THEY ASK A COMBAT, AND BY THE GODS, I FUCKING TAKE IT! DISPEL EVERYONE YOU WORRIES, ALL YOU FORTUNATE FOR HAVE MOST STRONGEST AND CLEVEREST OF LIZARD, FIGHT FOR YOU.
edited 24th May '15 7:20:27 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Nami's attention is now on a book she's reading-
-She waves him off-
Go on, now.
-In a flash, the other Lucharillas are on the move. Knocking down trees, moving logs, grabbing ropes-
-In no time flat, the surrounding area has turned into a stadium, encircled by log bleachers seated with lucharillas, and an elevated roped ring in the center!-
-Standing in the ring is the Head Lucharilla, beating his chest-
OOH OOH OOH!!
-The Lucharilla crowd beats their chests in kind-
AH AH AH.
edited 24th May '15 7:26:26 PM by MacDuffy
PFAH! WAS SURE MOMENT I BROKE EGGSHELL AND TOOK FIRST THE BREATHES!
(Watches the stadium go up, arms folded and stone-faced.)
…
(Growls savagely and pounds his armored fists on the ground in a show of dominance.)
Ешьте член! READY WHENEVER YOU DEGENERATE IS...
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...H-he asked if she... she was my real mother... A-and she was! She... She loved me, I—I know she... did...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

(nods, steals a glance at Cloud then turns back to the ship)
We'll have to prioritize peaceful measures.
(approach ship)
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani