Right Ship
-Dot's aiming for the guy in the back, of which there are two more guys up front blocking her way-
-Stadrick manages to catch the dude closest to him off guard-
-and by off guard i mean surprised that his flimsy little cutlass probably isn't cutting through that armor anytime soon-
-Shouts of regrets and "I should've seen that coming" follow as he's barged off the ship and peels out over the sand-
Chopper Ship
REINDEER! And please! Don't hurt these people! They're just—
HUNGRY for raccoon meat, and we're gonna get it, you hunks of metal!
-Chopper is tossed to the back of the ship (whereupon he smacks his face into something and is dazed out of being useful)-
-The two sailors not being restrained jump forward and try to slash directly at the three-
Left Ship
Like hell we wi— HGERGH!!
-SMACKAROONI-
-That guy's left in a nose bleeding daze from Takatora's kick-
-The sailor Saber's accosting is a bit quicker on the reflexes and narrowly avoids her stab, countering with a wide swing aimed at her neck-
-Cloud gets another sailor just trying to lunge and get a stab in-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-All of the ships begin to slow down, due in part to all the weight getting added onto them-
Right Ship
-There is but one more guy that stands in the way of them and the guy in the back, and it is the guy with the fuqqed up legs-
-You can practically see the pain on his face as he's smacked by Stadrick's ENORMOUS ARMORED LIZARD HAND and promptly tripped over by Dot's leg sweep-
GWUAUGH!!
-The sails are torn through!-
-The ship starts to slow down a bit quicker than the rest-
-The last guy brandishes his cutlass uneasily at the lot-
Y-you stay back! I-I've a wife and kids who need this!
Chopper Ship
-The restrained man's neck is a bit too MUSCLEY for that, Kakyoin-
-He tries kicking out at him-
-The tables are swiftly turned on the two sailors as they flinch from 16's quick jabs-
-Ges then successfully punch outs the other guy into the sand, where he peels out just like the other guy-
Left Ship
-Saber appropriately surprises her guy with her hidden armor, enough that he doesn't see the stab coming-
Hgh—!
-She draws blood...!-
-Imca also manages to make the guy on Cloud back away because BULLETS AAH RAPIDFIRE BULLETS AAH-
Tch...!
Homura
-Mister First Knocked Off does in fact wind up near Homura's hill-
-He's too concerned with getting back on the ship to see her coming-
OW!!
-He falls to the desert floor, clutching at his neck and staring uneasily at her-
Easy now, kid...
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

It's good that you decided to stay back, Shinji.
That sort of thing- it isn't for everyone.