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(Grimaces.)
BUT CANNOT TO LEAVE, IS UNSAFES! WE STAY INSIDE TINY CLOSET BECAUSE OUTSIDE EVERYTHING A FUCKING.
...Y-yeah, uh... Mister—Mister Badguy, right?
(Stands up straighter, a little shaky from only having eaten saltine crackers recently.)
(Peers over at Shirou. He looks safe, kinda...)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019…
...ECH. HOWEVER. PERHAPS IS BETTER DIE OUTSIDE HERE INSTEAD OF TRAP IN CRAMPED AREA WITH FUCKING COWARD BOY.
(Growls like some grouchy old dog and crawls out of the closet, taking his huge hammer with him.)
...O-oh, him? Uh, that's Mister, uh... Gradess, I think? He's, uh, w-we met in town and I'm—he wanted me to be his tour guide or something since I know the place better, so...
(Looks at Shirou.) ...U-uh, yeah, I'm... I was just in there a long time to, uh... keep away from the danger, and it's... there's not a lot of air and, uh, or food, or...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Makes it out, hissing and sitting against a wall. There's a flower-print dress and a bra wedged in the collar of his suit near the back of his neck...)
...HOKAY, SINCE YOU ARE MAYBE MORE THE INFORMED CHILD: WHAT A FUCK IS HAPPEN?
...O-oh, but, uh... Things were all... shaky and weird at one point, and Mister Grad—Gransh—... Mister Stadrick said it'd be better if we hid so we... uh... wouldn't get killed.
(Meekly half-nods at Sol, turning his head and looking out the window.)
…?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Saber? Uh...
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...O-oh my God, a-another damn desert?!
(His exasperatedness seems to get the better of his timidity for the moment.)
...ECH?
(Fumbles around until he grabs the offending garments, yanking them out.)
...BAH, STUPID FUCK HUMAN CLOTHINGS! WAS FEEL AS THOUGH INSIDE OF SPIDER NEST IN THERE, ALWAYS THE CLOTHE COME DOWN AND IN MY FACE AND AROUND MY ANKLE! GRRRGH.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...ECH. VERY STRANGE, VERY CONFUSE. I WAS OFF TRY TO FIGHT A GODS IN PAST WITH IDIOT GROUP, THEN I AM IN STRANGE SETTLEMENT AND MEET SHINGLE BOY, NOW I AM HERE.
HOW FUCKING. WHAT I HAVE DONE, DESERVE THESE HAPPEN? I AM GREAT PERSON!
(Arm-fold, exasperated sigh.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-Shirou takes note of the commotion-
...?
-takes off his goggles and goes to check it out-
Is everything alright over here?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI