... Hm. Alright, we can work with that.
-They reach the theatre-
-Exactly the kinds of movies you would expect are being advertised-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I'll take care of it. How about a romcom? Keep it simple.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?They used to be super popular before the 23rd century development of filmographic warfare. There's huge pits of them on Venus, buried away and covered in cement. Still, watching some non-lethal ones should be fun.
-Goes over and buys the tickets, in addition to popcorn-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Sure it is. Nobody here is advanced enough to develop the old brain-melters of the Cinemassacre Wars.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Settles in-
-Tries some popcorn-
-Decides it's his new favourite food, just like everything-
-At least the popcorn is good-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?... I apologise for this. I didn't know.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Yeah. I mean, it wasn't a total loss.
I was kind of hoping it'd have a little more romance and a little less... "comedy".
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?No, no. You're not the one who should be sorry. One day I'm going to track this Dane Cook down and have a few terse words with him.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Maybe. It's not like I have something to rush off to, though. And, well... I've got a lot of time.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

...There was one where there was a man, and he had to get married to a lady he didn't know because he was a king or a lord or something. He was worried she wouldn't like him, but she did and they realised how happy they made each other, and they get married and have kids. Someone else gets jealous and she tries to kill the woman, but she gets caught and they go back to being happy. Stories like that are good.
...I don't remember what that one was called. There are other stories too, about wolves and gods and the end of everything, but I don't remember them anymore, and they were never written anywhere.
edited 29th Apr '15 12:27:50 AM by WonderSquid