My bike went missing a couple of hours ago. It's white, a few red stripes, black handlebars... Anyway, it's really important that I get it back. Can't make a living without it. If you helped me hang up some fliers around town, that'd be great.
It's entirely possible that it dropped off the face of the earth forever, but I'd at least like to try and find it.
edited 6th Jan '15 10:29:37 PM by Higginbid
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?No. Cloud, you need to stay here. I am going to get one of the doctors right now, and you can speak with them.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Look, just for a few minutes, to set him at ease.
-The Doctor returns with these two fine looking doctors in tow-
Cloud, here's two men who work here.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Look, Mr Strife, first of all it's absolutely normal to be nervous in a hospital. We've run through plenty of patients who don't hold us in much esteem, but we keep them treated and on their way regardless.
Second of all, that is one awesome last name. Right, J.D.?
Oh, absolutely, I was getting to that bit.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Well, to get you recovered from surgery and back on your way, you know, doctor stuff.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...
... Look, Mister Strife, we can explain.
I was part of the surgery team. We undertook cardiothoracic surgery to save you from a stab wound. We stablilised the internal bleeding, treated the damaged organs, stitched you back up and god damn that is one fancy sword. Were you at like a con or something?
We work for the hospital. We're in the public trust. And yeah, seriously, did you have that sword custom made? How'd you get it to look so sharp?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?You know, like a convention. Where people dress up and mess around with swords and trade cards and things like that.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Hmmmmmm, well we can at least get him a pen and paper