I thought I'd-a just feed-a the birds since I got-a nothing else to do in my day.
-oh god is he trying to TALK to you-
-play it cool giorno, pretend you don't know anything-
-Tilts his head and looks confused-
I don't get what you mean. Who's "he" anyway?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanYeah...
-While absentmindedly tossing the seeds out at the birds, he seems to have accidentally pelted a few of them-
-a flock of them are now bumrushing him-
WAH! WAH!? WAH!!
...
Well, I can't see why he would you want you to do that. I'll be honest, you don't give off a very welcoming presence. But if Ges is fine with you, I guess you're fine with me for now.
-Steps out of the way for him-
You can come in if you want.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-that is mondo high above you, silver-
-He crashes back down on his face-
-But quickly scrapes himself off and starts running away from the flock of birds-
A-HOO-HOO- HOOOO!
You mean how you look like evil ripped out of a storybook? What's that about? mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Thank-a you very much.
-Tips his hat to Silver and has a seat-
-he appears to have a bag-
-of seeds-
-he is now tossing some seeds over at some birds contentedly-
-what sort of strange man is this and how do they still exist in this day and age-
-Looks him up and over-
("...I'm not so sure letting him in would be the best idea... I'll beat around the bush to see if I can learn more about him.")
What do you mean by "here?"
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean