This thing is a Thneed
A Thneed is a
Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need
It's a shirt
It's a sock
It's a glove. It's a hat.
But it has OTHER uses,
Yes far beyond that.
You can use it for carpets,
For pillows!
For sheets!
Or cutains!
Or covers for bicycle seat!
...Wow. Uh... I—I didn't know that... uh... God, that's crazy.
(Reverently strokes the thneed.)
(Gessssss. Preseeeeeeent. It looks messsssssy.)
(Y/N)
(Yo, Alpha, you appear to have a card of your own under the tree.)
edited 23rd Dec '14 8:19:41 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Chuckles and catches it.)
Heyyyy! Aw man, they shouldn't have...
(Looks to see what (if anything) is written inside.)
Isn't that crazy? I—I didn't know that was possible... Wow...
D'you think it could be, uh... A-an oven mitt or apron?
edited 23rd Dec '14 8:25:06 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

DOGE BARK
rags looks over at LEGION?
"...?"
edited 23rd Dec '14 8:08:41 PM by trip