Present
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(Takes out his arm cannon.)
...Huh. Thankfully, you have a not-so-bad robot on your side. Let me know if it makes any moves on you.
Past
You're, um, very welcome... Have a safe and Merry, um, Christmas, and—and check inside all the boxes very carefully! And make sure the, um, ribbons really are ribbons and not—not things pretending to be ribbons! Don't let anything bite you!
...Alright, yeah, we'll keep that in mind, Pops. Merry Christmas.
O-oh man, uh... Thank you...
(Nods nervously and hops on. Presumable rides ensue.)
I gotta cut things off here. Need to sleep. G'night.
edited 22nd Dec '14 9:38:35 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019We apologise for attempting to eliminate you. Under the circumstances, it was unnecessary.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?We no longer intend to do so, without provocation on your part. We carry no weapon.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?A number of factors. But chiefly because introducing our conflict to this holiday of peace is not acceptable.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Understood. Is there anything else we can do to alleviate your anxieties?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Sweet! C'mon Shinji, hop on!
(is already on)
(what is she seven)
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani