During the time of Christmas, some groups of acquaintances, though not necessarily friends or family, take part in an activity known as a "Secret Santa".
During this social ritual, each participant is randomly allotted the name of an individual, and must purchase a gift suitable for them. This way, all participants receive and give a single gift, and all are left satisfied. Typical limitations are imposed to ensure that the gift is of suitable quality, but not excessively expensive for the organic purchasing it.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?We consider this to be the superior form of gift exchange, as it favours none and benefits all equally. It is also cost and time efficient.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Our runtimes are present, within this platform. Though inaccurate, for the purpose of gift giving, you may consider us as a single gestalt entity. This will mean 1182 less gifts requiring purchase.
-Doc is still snoozing away on the couch-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Names should be submitted to a system of randomisation. All participants should submit their names.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Legion nods-
I am adding you to the RNG parameters.
-The Doctor is beside Mike, all of a sudden-
-You could have sworn he was fast asleep a minute ago-
Secret Santa, from the sound of it.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

We propose an alternate scheme, of superior efficiency.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?