(Oop, actually he shot himself, sorry for not clarifying.)
('Ey, Fawkes, you got ahold of The Old Man and the Sea, lucky you.)
(Raises an eyebrow and turns to Junon. Speaks French with a pronounced Swiss accent and uses very antiquated language.)
That one is quite sorrowful, is it not?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(So this nice old dude and this cute little kid have a conversation about baseball. And then BAM, Old Dude goes out on a badass solo fishing trip.)
The tragedy that befell the young man struck me as I first read it. It is a testament to Herr Goethe's genius that your passions have similarly been stirred by his writing.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(And both parties are strong-willed veterans, and the old guy is relentlessly trying to get the fish in, and he respects the fish because it's fighting so valiantly and even calls it his brother. Finally, he's able to harpoon it, but he's wore out and has to carry it to port.)
I cannot but wonder what his other works are like. Goethe was supposedly a masterful author and poet, yet I have only read this one book of his.
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(Just sort of stays there, afraid to move and wake her. Why does the universe make his every interaction with the opposite gender awkward?)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Aaaaaaa help me Jesus what do)
(He tries to carry it back to port, but a bunch of sharks keep eating bits of it, and he's not able to fend them all off, so they eat it. He gets back with only the skeleton and is really tired and has to sleep for a long time. Everyone who thought he was a loser before is hella impressed, and the kid brings him coffee and the latest baseball news. Aww... The end.)
(Nods.)
Of course. It was a pleasure speaking with you, madam.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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