-being a mute in the military-
-you literally couldn't say out loud that you wanted a more interesting assignment than Black Mesa-
-if you hadn't gone there, you probably wouldn't be bored here-
-it's like fate just plucked your name from a hat and threw you into a science complex with aliens-
-more exciting than you'd thought it'd be, so hey if right now is this boring then I guess adventure is around the corner-
-though Adrian would prefer to not be in a crashing helicopter for this one-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Glastonbury raises his arms into the air on triumph-
YEEEEEEAH!!
-....And promptly explodes-
-sending Travis and his bike flying-
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
-FREEZE FRAME-
- RICHIE THE LUMBERJACK -
- SHAVED -
-guitar riffs-
-Unfreeze, and Travis slams into a tree near Junon-
HOOF
-He hangs there aloft for a moment, then sliiiiiides to the ground-
-His bike lands nearby, shockingly intact-
edited 1st Jul '14 5:10:18 PM by MacDuffy

-sees no headcrab-
-was never the medic-
-they seem to have it handled, but it's not like you could do anything-
-all you have is military training, two guns and a pipe wrench-
-and when was the last time someone got healed through being hit by a wrench-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post