-SYRUP IS YOURS-
-YOU ARE A VICTOR-
-NOW GO HOME AND ENJOY YOUR PAN— aw shit the kid's bawling his eyes out-
-A dune buggy full of people drive on past the Creature and up to Dot, one of them looks at the Creature weird-
-One of them addresses Dot- Hey, that lumberjack came through here, right?
-Richie heads into the forest, his beard half scorched, and begins to thoroughly wreck its shit- mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Awwwww right! We got ourselves a score today, fellers!
-They all whoop and cheer as they drive off into the forest-
AAAAAAH!!!
-Ritchie has wised up to the fireball antics and blocks it with a tree-
-That is promptly set ablaze-
-Which Richie uses to then throw at Junon-
-all the employees are in disarray and everybody's in a panic-
-looks like you're gonna get away... scot free Travis-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-A masked employee
◊ comes over-
Y-yeah?
-Junon's planning gets interrupted as a dune buggy drives up past her-
Aw, the merchandise is a little scuffed! Ah well, nothin' some time won't grow back! Get 'im, fellers!
-Proceeds on through the forest, continuing to wreck its shit-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanO-okay!
-He runs it through-
Th-that'll be $2.39!
-The dune buggy men chase after Richie and begin firing harpoons at him-
-Richie is barely escaping them-
We're gonna catch this here lumberjack, ma'am, and then we're gonna taxidermy him! You ever see those giant lumberjacks they have on display sometimes? Yeah-hah... that's us!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-BEARD STRIKE!-
AAAAAGH! HOT HOT HOT!!!
-Richie begins running for the forest, desperately patting at his beard to try and put out the flames-
-ALAS-
-THIS CHILD'S ARM WAS JUST TOO SHORT IN THE END-
-CLAIM YOUR SYRUP, TRAVIS-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean