...Uh... I—I guess. What's it about?
(Finally notices Shep.)
...O-oh... Hi, uh... sir...
(And then Cloud.)
Hey! Uh... Just warming up a bit.
(MEANWHILE, a certain horrifying synthetic man looks up from his looting of the Super Market dumpster at Richie the lumberjack.)
...Zut alors...
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-KER SMASH-
-PROPERTY DAMAGE-
-THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF REPAIR-
-Richie eventually manages to get out, barely avoiding squishing people-
-A bunch of debris starts falling out towards the Creature, however-
FOREEEEEEST!
We originally stopped him by shaving the beard, but... it was obviously only a temporary cure! There has to be a way to permanently remove his ability to grow facial hair!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDon't kill him, though, please! He's still my son!!!
-Most of the syrup has been broken open and left spilled on the floor-
-except for one bottle, Travis-
-Is making a beeline for the forest, not even caring about any buildings or cars in his way-
TOO MUCH PINE! TOO MANY TREES! TOO MUCH FOREEEEEEST! IT MUST BE CHOPPED DOWN!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

(The military fellow may find a young man doing stretches and general warmup exercises.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019