(His enormous, inhuman innards make horrid churning noises as he ogles the pizza.)
(Digs around in his overcoat and produces a rabbit pelt and an old, worn book.)
I would be willing to part with this hide and The Sorrows of Young Werther in exchange for this... savory pastry and your elixirs.
Okay, uh... Maybe—maybe the most basic stance that can be used to my advantage with the, uh, smallness?
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-the door opens-
-standing in front of them iiis....-
-a very tall wizard-
-wearing a long wizard robe, a pointy wizard hat and a fake beard-
-it doesn't quite reach down to his ankles-
-revealing he is wearing jeans and sneakers-
Hey, dude, wel- I mean, uh, greetings! I am... Abracadabro, the all-powerful wizard! Come, enter my domain!
-hurries inside, wobbling a bit-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

-Meanwhile-
-Those four pizza boxes were sent flying from the exploded clinic-
-Where they land-
-you decide-