Unless you're fucking blind, you should clearly see that this....
-Points to the mess of blood and guts on the floor-
...is obviously the internal organs of a demon.
The demon was wreaking havoc on this block, using the bar as its headquarters, when our mysterious, charismatic part-time exorcist clearly came busting in, took out the guards, and killed the demon.
If I had to guess, the demon's weapon-of-choice was a mystic electric guitar.
-that is a lie right-
-Folds his arms-
("I'm not sure if I even need to perceive his tell at this rate.")
Alright then, officer, mind explaining how you know the "demon" used a "mystic electric guitar"? Could it possibly be the one you have strapped around your back?
edited 29th Jun '14 7:01:11 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Comes inside and sits on the bed-
... There's no rules when it comes to grief, Mike. People who care about you will try and tell you how to cope, but they can't help you like that. It's up to you how you move on, and when, and why.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Scowls-
("...he's got me beat on an alternative, that's for sure.")
...alright, I'll give you that one. But seriously officer, I'll only ask this one more time, I just want a straight answer here.
Are you the exorcist?
-PERCEIVE MODE ACTIVATE-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

(Imma just assume it got cleaned and is being cooked. Puts some green beans on the stove and starts looking for some rolls or something to go with it.)
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